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“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by … Read more
The Donald, likely an insult comic in another life, sits like a King. Paul Lewis, a British journalist at The Guardian best known for his award-winning investigation into … Read more
God taps Jon Stewart to replace ‘disappointing’ original He’s been regarded by millions as a superhuman being, a deity, a comedic god — but after more than 16 … Read more
Duggar’s actions not unforgivable, says God’s choice for prez Former Chippendales dancer, Mike Huckabee, a 2016 Republican presidential candidate, has angered America by publicly declaring his support for … Read more
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there … Read more
Could God really be calling it quits? Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the internet giant Google has officially made itself the … Read more
The guy who put the so-called “Kill the Gays” initiative on the ballot could get his own show. The lawyer who put the infamous “Kill the Gays” initiative … Read more
Embarrassed, Ireland must now seek a replacement for the beloved patron Saint Patrick. The Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, has said that, following what he called “an unimaginable … Read more
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
