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New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s … Read more
Fred Phelps: Why did the Lord take him? TOPEKA, Kansas — Fred Phelps, founder and past pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, is dead. His family … Read more
What’s on your mind, America? You may be surprised. The questions we ask ourselves define who we are as a culture. “What is the meaning of life?” “Is … Read more
Economic stimulus: Body parts stores would crop up everywhere According to Genesis, God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adams rib … Read more
Yes, the Dodge trucks commercial using the late Paul Harvey‘s 1978 speech “So God Made a Farmer” resonated with millions of viewers and was voted one of the … Read more
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed … Read more
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
Allah, God and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if … Read more
The Meek, who are mentioned a couple of times in the Bible as the heirs to Earth*, have finally had enough of their un-meek counterparts, i.e. the Sinners and are taking steps as we speak to ask God for an early release of their inheritance.
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Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – … Read more
