Sen. Menendez: Top 10 Other Places to Get Rid of a Gold Bar!
$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more
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Still Another Bowl: A Henry James Souvenir
Readers suggest a miniature replica of the Henry James “golden bowl” should be sold in the new Trump Landmark gift shop. As Chair of the Design Committee for … Read more
Leprechauns Cancel St. Patrick’s Day Mischief & Shenanigans
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigan Festival canceled by unusually cautious Leprechauns amid coronavirus fears. Colin McCreedy, president of the International Brotherhood of Leprechauns and Wee People, has announced … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Oval Office ‘Blown’ Job!
Impeach Trump for a “blown job” in the Oval Office. Ask me if Trump is unfit to be president and I’ll answer with an unqualified “YES!” When the … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more
