Trump to Deport Errant Golf Balls
By Tom Busillo New Trump Executive Order directs authorities to forcibly deport “defective” golf balls from his rounds at Bedminster. President Donald J. Trump yesterday signed an Executive … Read more
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Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!
YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more
Biden Stepping Aside: Trump on the New Dem Nominee
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
A Day with Trump
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent follows Donald Trump around to produce his exclusive report: A Day with Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Dateline: Mar-a-Lago — The following … Read more
Extremely Dangerous, Trump Eludes Capture by Crab-Walking!
Not quite Spiderman, Donald Trump eludes capture, flees thru his Bedminster Golf Course panting & counting his balls! Danelo Cavalcante, Pennsylvania prison escapee, eludes capture and is still … Read more
Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
LIV Golf Purchases PGA
Critics of the merger have suggested that the Saudis’ LIV Golf has in fact “purchased the PGA.” PGA Commissioner Jay Monahan announced Wednesday the merger of the Professional … Read more
Golf Foursome Ponders Trump’s Future
At Mar-a-Lago, a luminous golf foursome discusses Trump’s future. This reporter caught up with former President Donald J. Trump at his Mar-a-Lago golf course in Palm Beach, Florida … Read more
Pro Golfers Dirty Themselves By ‘Sportswashing’
Some “less-than-savory” pro golfers are helping the Saudi golf association by “sportswashing.” When a golfer hits an errant shot that might bonk an unsuspecting spectator on the head, … Read more
Breaking: Trump Wins ‘Back Seat Driver’ Award!
Who knew Donald Trump, infamous back seat driver, always liked to be the Designated Driver?! Not too many people know that before Donald Trump sold Steaks, ran Universities … Read more
