Plump Grumps Humping to Dump Trump
Will Durst will headline the Humor Times 25th Anniversary Celebration, Wed., April 13th, at Laughs Unlimited in old town Sacramento! See you there! The GOP’s Dump Trump movement … Read more
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Breaking: El Chapo and Trump Both Missing
Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
To Republicans Who Are Not Rich
To Republicans Who Are Not Rich: A Poem. Republicans in the debate presented just rancor and hate. No policy goals to take to the polls, it’s left just … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctorâs certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubioâs âSmall Hands, Small Penisâ gibe. NYC â Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded âorgasmicallyâ today — his … Read more
Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
The GOP Bowl
The playoffs continue, with the GOP on Fox… âNew England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady threw his support behind GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump … [and] says he thinks … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/21/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
The Zany Side of the GOP Debates
The Republican debates are more than just long. No, really. To the one-thirteenth of all Americans who watched the latest GOP debate, congratulations on surviving the political equivalent … Read more
