The Donald’s Trumpapalooza
The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper … Read more
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Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted
Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting … Read more
Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf
Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself … Read more
Packing List for Cleveland
The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling: Next match, Cleveland. The national political conventions are a lot like professional wrestling. Sure, we know what’s going … Read more
Donald Trump, the Nigerian Prince of Politics
Or, Donald Trump, a carnie with a glob of inedible cotton candy on his head. Donald Trump likes to brag he’s not a politician. And he’s not; he’s … Read more
Trump to Sell Presidency, Cabinet Offices, After Election
‘That’s how a businessman runs a country – he makes a buck or three,’ asserted GOP nominee Donald Trump. ‘Besides, I’ve invested hundreds of my own dollars, and … Read more
Quiz: Did The Donald Say It or Didn’t He?
Truth or Consequences: What did Donald Trump say, or not say? Try your hand at ‘The Donald Quiz!’ Below is a quiz on the sayings of Donald Trump. … Read more
In Desperate Final Bid, Kochs to Buy Uganda, Install Trump as President
‘This way, Donald Trump will have his own country to play with, and we get to pick the GOP nominee after all, just as Citizens United intended.’ – … Read more
Drumpf v Curiel: Who’s the ‘Foreigner’?
For The Donald, it’s “Mexicans” vs “Germans”: The Drumpf family immigrated to the U.S. from Germany and changed their name to Trump. Who’s the foreigner now? This year’s … Read more
GOP Gorilla Love
From abhorrent cringing to thoroughly immersed in their new gorilla candidate in about a week. Hearty congratulations to the conservatives for a seamless transition from party-wide disgust to … Read more
