New Species of Vampire Discovered (and They’re in Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered, one that feeds off your economic life force — money. A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered … Read more
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DIY Democracy
How do you get something done right? Do it yourself! Introducing “DIY Democracy.” What do the workaday majority of Americans want their lawmakers working on? Check any legitimate … Read more
Patience and Secrecy in the Koch Brothers’ Complex Conspiracy
The Koch brothers would love to replace majority rule with a new governing order that empowers the owner class. In 1933, a handful of wealthy Wall Streeters were … Read more
The Measure of Success
The ‘measure of success,’ as it pertains to the current White House resident I can’t help but wonder how supporters of President Trump measure his success. Barely a … Read more
It’s an Interesting Life: Government vs People?
If we want to have a functioning government we are going to have to pay for it. Just short of a year ago when I was let go … Read more
What If the Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows?
Governments as game shows In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will … Read more
The So-Called President Trump Cabinet
The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. … Read more
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle
The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was … Read more
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”
Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s … Read more
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit by Charging Tax on Corruption
Corruption is a way of life for Chicago The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular … Read more
