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DHS to use ‘acronym-talk’ to prevent further hacking attempts This past week, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that hacking, or breach of security (BS), occurred in at … Read more
How to reduce the unemployment rolls Derek in Accounts Payable was an excitable type, but only to a certain extent. When he rounded the corner to speak to … Read more
More importantly, can we save America? It might appear that the U-S-of-A has gone bonkers. So let me clear up any confusion that you might have: Yes, it … Read more
Barrack Obama has seen better days The perfect time to address disappointment is go to never and wait. Most of us would rather speak of inadvertent bowel movements … Read more
Winning by losing: The Tea Party outs RINOs! Now we bore deep into the bunker that houses the triumphant Tea Party headquarters, where they are celebrating a tactical … Read more
We all enjoy our privacy, and getting away… but the gov’t says it needs to keep a watchful eye. The president tried to reassure citizens… but somehow people … Read more
You say you want a revolution… According to a PublicMind poll by Fairleigh Dickinson University, nearly one-third of registered voters answer in the affirmative to the proposition “In … Read more
They came into town, citizens of renown In a time of deep distress Fearless they threw themselves in the stew The one-hundred and twelfth Congress The nation was … Read more
I never really paid that much attention to Iceland until they resolved their financial crisis my creating a new government and constitution, jailing their bankers, defaulting on the debt, and starting over. (Their economy has steadily im…
Old one causing ‘buyer’s remorse,’ say CEOs NEW YORK – CEO’s from the nation’s top banks and Wall Street financial firms confirmed rumors today that they plan to … Read more
