Trump Threatening War with Denmark over Greenland
The U.S. President threatens war with Denmark over possession of the Danish territory of Greenland. Donald Trump has officially taken the gloves off in a newly aggressive approach, … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/31/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Top 20 Reasons Trump Would Want to Make Puerto Rico the 51st State
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
Trump Acquisitions: An Update
Exclusive: a summary of the latest “big, beautiful” updated plans for Trump acquisitions around the world. In a recent news conference, President Donald Trump provided an update on … Read more
An Immodest Proposal: Why the U.S. Should Occupy Greenland
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
Co-President-Elect Elon Musk to Purchase Canada and Greenland, Donate as 51st and 52nd States
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) As Co-President, Elon Musk says he will acquire Canada and Greenland and give them to the US. SNN Political Finance correspondent Moe … Read more
Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!
Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more
Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
