The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Merrick Garland and Yosemite Sam

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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Attorney General Merrick Garland and Yosemite Sam. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

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GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire

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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more

NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

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With violence in the nation’s largest city out of control, de Blasio asks citizens to start packing, and offers help with the “Little Free Gun Safe.” New York … Read more

Soft Tissue Racist

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Trump declared he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body, so the general consensus is — he must be a soft tissue racist. What a long hot … Read more

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

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New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand … Read more

NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts with More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics

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New NRA propaganda campaign’s code name is “Bloodless Coup.” The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked … Read more

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

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In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and … Read more

The Cafeteria Lady Is Packing Heat

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More presidential wacky nonsense: arm teachers President Donald Trump tossed out some wacky nonsense, saying we should arm teachers, which encouraged the press and public to go nuts … Read more

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