SCOTUS to Debate the Gun Rights of the Unborn
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the Roe v Wade ruling still sparking protests, SCOTUS is now set to hear a case on the gun rights of … Read more
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The Supreme Court Now Says It – Guns Are People
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.” Building upon the infamous Citizens United decision that made corporations people, and thereby gave … Read more
Trump Calls on Supporters to Seize Power Now, ‘Before Hillary Comes for Your Guns!’
“And Lester Holt is a dirty, stinking rigger!” Trump said, following the debate fiasco. GREENSBORO, NC – In the wake of Monday’s disastrous presidential debate, Donald Trump called … Read more
Thank You, Samantha Bee – We Couldn’t Have Said It Better Ourselves
Have we ‘normalized’ mass shootings in the USA? Samantha Bee does not accept that, and neither do we. At times like these, it can be hard to see … Read more
Report: ‘Militia’ Not Referring to Those Formed in Backyard
2nd Amendment report regarding the intended meaning of “well-regulated militia” will not please gun rights advocates. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, The Nil Admirari (TNA) released a report following … Read more
Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
