Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire

Celebrity Easter Egg Hunt Ends In Gunfire

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) 3-year-old rapper BigMonayBabay held an Easter egg hunt like no other, say witnesses. A celebrity Easter egg hunt on the massive estate … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert from Riley, Colorado. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

NYC Unveils ‘Little Free Gun Safe’ in Effort to Curb Violence

With violence in the nation’s largest city out of control, de Blasio asks citizens to start packing, and offers help with the “Little Free Gun Safe.” New York … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!

Trump faces the greatest crisis our country has ever seen… every time he looks in the mirror! Donald Trump: The earthquake that claimed it was everybody else’s fault. … Read more

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future

New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand … Read more

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

Things I, Donald Trump, Would Do in Addition to Running Unarmed into a School

In his own imagination: Donald Trump, superhero! Here, the president lists all the things he would do, if needed: Smash through any locked doors using my shoulders and … Read more

The Cafeteria Lady Is Packing Heat

Will Durst, Humor Times

More presidential wacky nonsense: arm teachers President Donald Trump tossed out some wacky nonsense, saying we should arm teachers, which encouraged the press and public to go nuts … Read more

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