Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

Homicidal Hotline Unveiled for Those with the Urge to Kill

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN unveils the Homicidal Hotline: When you get the urge to kill, just dial 1-800-I-W-A-N-N-A-K-I-L-L-S-O-M-E-D-A-M-N-B-O-D-Y instead. OK? In an effort to curb … Read more

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole

Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!

Trump faces the greatest crisis our country has ever seen… every time he looks in the mirror! Donald Trump: The earthquake that claimed it was everybody else’s fault. … Read more

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