Fun With The News: Obama, Guns & More
In the news, Bill Clinton hosts the annual Bob Hope Desert Classic in Palm Springs all week. He’s a loyal Democrat. To back President Obama’s gun control measures … Read more
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All-Powerful NRA? A Sea Change in the Firearms Debate
Things change, even with the NRA in the USA In August 1925, The New York Times estimated 50,000 — 60,000 members of the Ku Klux Klan marched in … Read more
NRA Suggestion to Weed Out Crazies Has Unexpected Results
The US government has decided to do what the NRA says and instead of not letting people buy a lot of guns and bullets that they would try … Read more
New Law Requires Gun Manufacturers to Clean Up Bodies After Massacres
A new wrinkle in the gun control debate has come about. Sick of the inordinate control that gun makers have over our society and the political influence that … Read more
‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard
E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more
Charlton Heston Rises from the Grave to Promote “Guns, Guns, Guns” in Wake of Batman Shooting
‘Guns don’t kill people, crazy fools we let buy them do’ — Charlton Heston’s zombie The iconic movie matinee idol Charlton Heston has risen from the dead like … Read more
Celebrating Father’s Day with a Bang: Ohio Allows Minors to Purchase Guns as Gifts for Dad
‘Right on target’ says guv re: kids buying guns Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed a temporary executive order allowing children as young as ten-years old to purchase … Read more
Advice: Men Who Don’t Love Women Enough And How To Shoot Them
Q: Janice and Edward have been married for twelve years. They have two children. Edward is an accountant. Edward and Janice have sex once a week, on Wednesday … Read more
Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
Avid Golfer Vilifies Woman Buying 9 Iron as Weapon
George ‘Mac’ McGruder, 69, has been golfing ever since he was old enough to hold a golf club. Wednesdays have always been his golf days, even when he was a physician and ran his own practice.
“The girls in the office knew not to bother me …
