Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/7/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Madden NFL 25, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Top 10 Election Day Bets!
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NY Grand Jury indictments, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/23/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about RFJ Jr and Oliva Nuzzi, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
Kamala Wiped the Floor with Donald!
Listen in as Donald Trump, slumped & spent after Kamala wiped the floor with him, returns home looking for Melania! DONALD TRUMP Melania! Melania! SILENCE TRUMP Melania! Damn … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ex-wife of Tobey Maguire, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
