A Kakistocracy Takes Over Immigration Policy

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Trumpers who had cheered his draconian immigration policy ideas are stunned - stunned! - that he actually meant what he ranted about.

Social media has been lighting up like fireworks, with myriad Trump voters exclaiming, "I didn't know he meant me!" For example, many MAGA cheerleaders are now shocked to learn that his rallying cry to eliminate "Obamacare" means killing the popular Affordable Care Act that provides their health coverage!  Perhaps the most stunned, though, are many Trumpers who had cheered his draconian immigration policy, with his anti-immigrant, send-'em-back-where-they-came-from tirades. They assumed he only meant the murderers, rapists and cat-eaters he frantically warned about -- not their own son's wonderful Honduran wife; not the beloved family running the popular Mexican cafe in town; and surely not their hardworking landscaping crew! Just the "bad" migrants, right? Wrong. President-elect Donald Trump says he'll declare a national emergency, ordering America's military to conduct a mass roundup and deportation operation, including police agencies making workplace raids and neighborhood sweeps. They even expect they'll make "collateral arrests" of U.S. citizens. Surely, you might think, such indiscriminate, un-American, mass incarceration can't really happen here! But Trump is already putting thuggish right-wing enforcers in place to make it happen. Moreover, a network of Trump's big corporate funders is gleefully rushing to cash in on this new capture-and-jail industry. Meet GEO Group, for example, a multibillion-dollar private penitentiary conglomerate that has been a profiteering house of horrors for inmates and workers across the country. But its top executives were huge donors to Trump's ascension, and they now tell Wall Street investors they expect to gain $400 million a year in new business incarcerating Trump's immigration suspects. There's a name for a government based on xenophobia, demagoguery and greed: "kakistocracy" -- government by the worst people in society.

Can Corporate Profit and Morality Be Compatible?

Is "corporate ethics" an oxymoron? Do you have to be a jerk to be a successful CEO? Is exploitation the only path to profit? The good news is that many companies, big and small, in the food economy are blazing a different path through Wall Street's jungle of greed, demonstrating that money and morality can be compatible. Texas supermarket chain H-E-B, for example, has drawn an intensely loyal customer base by 1) investing in good wages and benefits for employees, 2) showing up in such emergencies as pandemics, hurricanes, freezes, etc. to give essential supplies and hands-on help, and 3) being an involved and supportive neighbor to the hundreds of unique communities it serves. Also, Maine Grains is "relocalizing" the business of milling grain by working with local farmers who'd been abandoned by global grain marketers like Ardent and Gold Medal. They're producing nutrient-rich flours from heritage grains, boosting the local economy in the process. Then there's Bob's Red Mill, which also artfully mills its products from diverse, natural grains -- and it's 100% employee-owned. These are part of a rising business alternative to the selfish, profiteering ethic of Fortune 500 titans. Called certified B Corporations, they definitely exist to make a profit, but they are equally focused on having a positive social impact, prioritizing fair wages, environmental protections and healthy communities as core elements of their missions, even making those goals legal requirements of their corporate charter. Ben & Jerry's, Amy's Kitchen, King Arthur Baking and New Belgium Brewery are just a few more of some 3,800 other businesses now organized as B Corps. Though not pretending to be perfect, they're at least striving to be more than money-grubbers, instead trying to contribute to the common good. For more information on the products and practices of B Corps, go to BCorporation.net. [post_title] => A Kakistocracy Takes Over Immigration Policy [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => kakistocracy-immigration-policy [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2024-12-04 11:56:40 [post_modified_gmt] => 2024-12-04 19:56:40 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=123905 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 1 [filter] => raw )

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Doctor Oz

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Doctor Oz
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Wherein out intrepid talk radio show host interviews Doctor Oz, newly Trump-appointed head of Medicare and Medicaid Services.

ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it's The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? Definitely not. Today on the show my guest is Dr. Nitwit Schnoz, the newly appointed head of Medicare and Medicaid Services by Donald Trump. [caption id="attachment_123769" align="alignleft" width="400"]Doctor Oz caricature DonkeyHotey Doctor Oz caricature, by DonkeyHotey, flickr.com.[/caption] DOCTOR OZ It's Mehmet Oz. People know me as Dr. Oz. I want to reassure my MAGA base that I will take a scalpel to this massive agency. JERRY Magic coffee beans. Fact or fiction? OZ Fact. Though I'm not a nutritionist. I dine on McDonald's triple cheeseburgers with my friend Donald Trump. We call him Noo-Noo the Teletubby, because he's orange. JERRY What's your plans for the agency? OZ Medicare is safe for now, but I want to reduce Medicaid for low-income families. They didn't vote for me when I was running for the U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania two years ago. I'm punishing every recipient in America. Let them eat cake. JERRY For being a cardiologist, you're cruel Dr. Schnoz. This will affect the health of 150 million Americans. OZ It's Oz, Duncan. And who said so? JERRY The FDA. OZ After extensive studies, the only thing the FDA concluded correctly was that smoking cures ham. JERRY C'mon. Just more of your quackery. You claim hydroxychloroquine can be used to cure COVID. The FDA proved there are potential risks to the body. And you also claim there are alternative medicines like faith healing. OZ Hydroxychloroquine cured Mr. Ed, and he had a hit TV series. JERRY I went to a faith healing session at the local community center last month. It was a bunch of rubbish. Even the fella in the wheelchair got up and walked out. Tell us about your ties to Turkey. You're a dual citizen. OZ Yes, I love Turkey. JERRY Me, too. With a side of mash potatoes. OZ We're talking about me, Duncan. Served 2 years in the Turkish military. It's where my peeps are from. JERRY You're a Turkish military guy. OZ I am. JERRY Okay. How do you stop a Turkish army on horseback? OZ I don't know. JERRY Turn off the carousel. OZ Brilliant. JERRY I read where Turkish President Erdogan is getting into acting. OZ Really? JERRY Yeah. He shot a pilot last month. OZ Oops. JERRY As a physician, you have been endorsing unproven products and giving non-scientific advice for losing weight. OZ (evasive) Fake news. Excuse me, Trump is calling. We're appearing together on his Conspiracy Tour before he takes office. JERRY Dr. Nitwit Schnoz, the only heart specialist who doesn't have a heart. OZ For the last time. It's Mehmet Schnoz, I mean Nitwit Oz. Oh hell, just call me Turk.   The Comedy Zone Vice President-elect JD Vance wants lots of homeless babies. The angrier they are growing up in foster care, the more the Republican party can expand its base.   The Jerry Duncan Show (c) Dean B. Kaner [post_title] => The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Doctor Oz [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => interview-doctor-oz [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2024-11-25 17:28:52 [post_modified_gmt] => 2024-11-26 01:28:52 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=123739 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Wherein out intrepid talk radio show host interviews Doctor Oz, newly Trump-appointed head of Medicare and Medicaid Services. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more

The Battle of Baraboo: Privatizer Greed v. Seniors’ Health Care

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Even acrobats and clowns could not surpass the dazzling tent show playing out in Baraboo, WI this month.

Baraboo, Wisconsin, is known as the former home of the Ringling Bros. Circus' headquarters. But even that extravaganza of acrobats and clowns could not surpass the dazzling tent show playing out in Baraboo this month, starring the Sauk County Board of Supervisors. Only... you couldn't have seen it, because the tent was zipped tight to keep the public out. The Baraboo spectacle is one of several now playing across the Badger State, produced by health care profiteers trying to privatize county-owned nursing homes. These locally controlled public entities get 5-star ratings and are treasured by families in rural Wisconsin -- so people overwhelmingly oppose privatization. Thus, to somersault over local democracy, corporate tricksters have joined with right-wing county officials to impose autocratic control. Back in Baraboo, for example, people lined up to speak against any move by supervisors to sell the Sauk County Health Care Center. But terms of the sale had already been negotiated in secret, supervisors had decreed that the buyer would not be revealed until after the sale was approved, and the board's discussion about the sale was held in closed session. Adding to the mayhem, Wisconsin's Republican nominee for U.S. Senate astonished people by declaring that old people in nursing homes should not even be allowed to vote, since they "only have five, six months life expectancy." Crazy, yet the right-wing's Baraboo sellout succeeded, right? Not so fast. One, any maneuver affecting the county budget requires a two-thirds vote of supervisors -- not the bare majority this clown trick got. And while devious supervisors arrogantly blocked the democratic will of the people, feisty locals are not surrendering to corporate greed and devious politicians. The Battle of Baraboo continues! Stay tuned!

How 'Wonderful' Is POM, Fiji Water and the Wonderful Company?

If you name your $4 billion food conglomerate "The Wonderful Company," you probably should strive extra hard not to let it become the horrible company. This outfit spends a fortune painting itself as an environmentally sensitive purveyor of healthy products -- like its "POM" brand of pomegranate juice and its bottled "Fiji Water." Moreover, its billionaire owners, Stewart and Lynda Resnick, have marketed themselves as generous philanthropists and powerhouse donors to the Democratic Party. Wonderful. But the corporation's rap sheet includes false advertising, hogging of the public's scarce water supplies, massive fossil fuel pollution and -- most abhorrent -- exploitation of the low-paid farmworkers who produce the crops that enrich the Resnicks. Stewart, hailed as "the wealthiest farmer in the US," has been spending lavishly on high-dollar lawyers and lobbyists, furiously fighting the United Farm Workers, who're seeking fair wages, decent treatment and simple respect from him. Worse, the politically connected land baron is going all out to bust the entire union by pushing activist judges to outlaw California's "card check" system. This is a democratic process enabling widely dispersed farm laborers to vote in unionization elections. By trying to kill it, Stewart is engaged in a massive voter suppression effort to deny a smidgeon of justice to poorly paid oppressed workers. It's a raw power play by Stewart and his brotherhood of billionaire agribusiness barons to further enrich themselves by taking away hard-won fair labor laws -- and re-subjugating workers to the autocratic whims of owners. What's wrong with the Resnicks? They're fabulously rich and their company is enormously profitable. Yet they're trying to nickel and dime one of the hardest-working and poorly treated groups of workers in America. Nothing wonderful about that... or them. [post_title] => The Battle of Baraboo: Privatizer Greed v. Seniors' Health Care [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => baraboo-seniors-health-care [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2024-09-17 18:41:44 [post_modified_gmt] => 2024-09-18 01:41:44 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=122462 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

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God Bless the Nurses. And Please Hurry!

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Every religion prioritizes care for the needy, so God bless the nurses!

Every religion prioritizes care for the needy. Christianity's Benedictine Rule, for example, puts care of the sick atop the moral order, "above and before every other duty." Really -- even above the holy Wall Street mandate that medical and insurance conglomerates must squeeze every last penny of profits out of America's corporate-care system? Well, gosh, they say, let's not go crazy with this religious stuff! There's morality ... and then there's business. Consider how today's monopolized and financialized hospital networks treat nurses -- the high-touch frontline people who do the most to put care in "health care." Paid a pittance, thousands of nurses across America are now organizing and unionizing against the inequities of this system. The nurses' core grievance, however, is not their pay, but the gross understaffing imposed on them and their patients by profiteering hospital chains. In a national survey, more than half of nurses feel "used up" and "emotionally drained." Why? Primarily because executives keep goosing up profits by eliminating care providers, making it impossible for the remaining, stretched-out staff to meet their own high moral standard of care. That's demoralizing for nurses ... and deadly for patients. Yet, corporate-care lobbyists loudly squawk that hospital chains can't afford to pay fair wages and fully staff-up. Ironically, one of the loudest squawkers is the hospital mega-chain, Ascension, a Catholic church offshoot proclaiming to be "rooted in the loving ministry of Jesus as healer." Some healer. In a devilish partnership with a Wall Street huckster, Ascension has been slashing nursing staffs while paying its CEO $13 million a year, hoarding $18 billion in cash and allotting a pitiful 2% of its budget for charitable care of the poor. What the hell! To help God bless the nurses and to battle health care greed, go to NationalNursesUnited.org.

That Stench of Corruption You Smell is Coming from the Supreme Court

We Texans are long-accustomed to enduring stormy outbursts of corruption among our top state legislators. The spectacle of lawmakers taking corporate bribes to provide legislative favors, tax breaks, government contracts and such is as common as spring tornadoes -- and even more destructive to the public good. The state's prevailing ethical standard was articulated several years ago when a powerful legislator (nicknamed "Bull of Brazos") was caught personally profiting from a bill he was pushing: "I'd just make a little bit of money," he explained dismissively. "I wouldn't make a whole lot." Before rolling your eyes at Crazy Texas, though, consider the sneak attack that corporate America is now making to legalize the wholesale bribery of every public official in America. Their ploy is a cynical effort to redefine bribery. Paying officials to do corporate favors, they insist, should only be considered a bribe if the payoff is arranged before the favor is done. Yes, with a straight face, these finaglers claim that if the payment comes after an official delivers the goods, it's not a bribe but simply a "gratuity." Like tipping a waiter for good service. Even the flimflammers Congress would balk at voting for such a blatant perversion of language and public integrity. So, the corporate connivers have slinked over to the corrupt plutocratic partisans on the Supreme Court, beseeching them to -- Hocus Pocus! -- autocratically decree that wrong is right. And they probably will, since a majority of the Supremes have themselves accepted corrupt freebies from corporate patrons. Take Clarence Thomas, please! He's been given millions in corporate bribes (excuse me, "gratuities"), so he's hardly an unbiased judge of official corruption. To fight the stench of this legal freak show, go to Campaign Legal Center. [post_title] => God Bless the Nurses. And Please Hurry! [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => god-bless-the-nurses [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2024-05-15 20:03:54 [post_modified_gmt] => 2024-05-16 03:03:54 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=119628 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 1 [filter] => raw )

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Why Are We Letting For-Profit Health Care Kill Us?

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For-profit health care is literally killing us. Don't take my word for it, ask a nurse!

No one needs another outrage to worry about, but here's one that could literally be your last worry: Our for-profit health care hospitals are killing us. Not that the staffers are going room to room snuffing out patients, of course, but hospital owners and top executives are nonetheless killing thousands of ill Americans entrusted to their care. They are doing so by deliberately short-staffing their facilities and shortchanging the sick and injured people they're richly paid to serve. At the core of this outrage is a fatal structural flaw in our health care system, namely that these are no longer "our" hospitals. Instead of being public or nonprofit entities for the common good, focused squarely on patients, hospitals today tend to be private operations controlled by corporate profiteers. Pitting patients against profits is no way to run a hospital, for it means money will ultimately rule over health (and over life itself). Ask a nurse. These dedicated professionals are the solid pillars of American health. More than doctors and way more than administrators, nurses make a hospital function, providing the primary care and constant, on-site monitoring that are the essence of an ethical, healthy system. Yet, thousands have already fled the work they love, another third plan to leave this year -- and thousands more are going on strike. Why? Because the profit system demands massive staff cuts, leaving way too few nurses to meet the basic needs of patients, causing burnout among nurses... and unnecessary deaths of the people they care for. A damning 2021 study revealed that forcing fewer nurses to tend to an ever-larger caseload effectively killed more than 4,000 New York hospital patients in the previous two years alone. Yet, the corporate powers insist on treating nurses just as a cost to be cut, arguing that hospitals must have "staffing flexibility." In other words: cut nurses, raise profits. SICK? INJURED? DYING? CALL WALL STREET! Your doctor is out and unable to see you now. Not out for lunch or out on vacation -- but out of medical practice. America's perverse health care system, which sublimates care to the profiteering demands of the Wall Street speculators who essentially own today's system, has been driving out hordes of nurses, pharmacists... and now doctors. These practitioners take their Hippocratic Oath seriously: "First, do no harm." Yet again and again they see corporate managers of hospital chains, physician clinics, etc. doing severe harm, routinely slashing staffing levels, eliminating services, rejecting low-income patients... and raising prices. All to prop up the profits of rich, absentee investors. A prominent physician recently wrote that in 2021 alone, four times more doctors quit the profession than joined. He says his colleagues are demoralized by "the diseased systems for which we work." The disease is money. The primary measure of "care" is now how much profit the system generates for its uncaring corporate owners, so one's health is largely dependent on one's wealth. The morally abominable result is that hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths are occurring each year. Yes, profit-based health care is a killer. It's time to be blunt: For-profit health care is the creation of profiteers and the politicians they buy. It's insane to let their greed dictate the allocation and quality of this essential human need. Luckily, a better way is right in front of us: Medicare. This enormously popular public program of universal coverage for each and every American over 65 has proven to be an effective and fair system that is far cheaper and much, much more caring than Wall Street's privatized scheme. So, let's eliminate the profiteers by extending Medicare to all of us -- every woman, man and child in our society. To help, go to: ourrevolution.com/issues. [post_title] => Why Are We Letting For-Profit Health Care Kill Us? [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => for-profit-health-care-killing-us [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2023-02-22 18:57:33 [post_modified_gmt] => 2023-02-23 02:57:33 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=106591 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

For-profit health care is literally killing us. Don’t take my word for it, ask a nurse! No one needs another outrage to worry about, but here’s one that … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren.

NIKKI HALEY I'm Republican Nikki Haley and I'm running for president of the United States of America. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it's The Jerry Duncan Show. [caption id="attachment_80594" align="alignleft" width="400"]Nikki Haleyand Elizabeth Warren are interviewed. Nikki Haley caricature by DonkeyHotey. Nikki Haley caricature by DonkeyHotey, flickr.com.[/caption] JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We'll soon find out. Today on the show my guests are Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren, former US Ambassador to the UN and Massachusetts Democratic Senator, respectively. HALEY Hi Y'all. ELIZABETH WARREN Good morning, Jerry. Call me Running Bear. JERRY Running Bear? WARREN I took a DNA test and it turns out that I'm part Cherokee. HALEY I'm a real Indian. JERRY That's because your parents are from India. HALEY C'mon, Jerry. There's a big difference between us. I'm charming. The Senator looks like an angry nun that just got kicked out of a convent. JERRY Nikki. The only thing you can charm is a snake. Let's take a look at your policies. HALEY Okay. JERRY You oppose abortion rights with no exceptions. Oppose Medicaid and Affordable Health Care. You want to transform Medicare into a voucher program. HALEY I'm a generational change. Why not try it? JERRY One more thing, mongoose breath. You want to eliminate the corporate income tax. Corporations that rake in billions of dollars pay less taxes than me. And it's not fair to take it out on lazy people. They didn't do anything. WARREN She's in the back pocket of oil companies and big pharma. It's all about not taxing the rich. I'm a minority. HALEY Come on, Paleface. You used that baloney to get into Rutgers Law School. JERRY Haley. I'm going to get to the bottom of this feud. Who's your favorite baseball team? HALEY Cleveland Indians. JERRY How about you, Warren? WARREN Atlanta Braves. JERRY Haley. Your favorite football team? HALEY (starts doing the tomahawk chop) Kansas City Chiefs. The 2023 Super Bowl champs! JERRY Warren? WARREN Washington Redskins. JERRY Okay. For the title of The Real Indian and a free shopping trip to The Dollar Store. JERRY Warren. What kind of pets did you have growing up? WARREN A dog and two cats. JERRY Haley? HALEY A monkey and a snake. JERRY (bells go off and confetti falls on the set) We have a winner! Congratulations, Ambassador Haley. You're the real Indian! Here's a twenty dollar bill to shop at The Dollar Store. Courtesy of The Jerry Duncan Show. HALEY I will cherish this moment forever. Thank you, Jerry. JERRY Senator Warren. What are you doing to help Democrats win elections? WARREN Going to run again for president in 2024. I believe in consumer protection from banksters and Wall Street. Medicare for all, more money for public school education, and regulations on pollution to save the earth from global warming. HALEY What a bunch of malarkey! I believe in school choice, so rich kids can be subsidized by the American taxpayer. Do you have any idea what it's like to be deprived of a second home? The problem is too many immigrant children are dumbing down our schools. It's costing us billions and draining the Federal budget. JERRY Interesting that you're worried about a budget. Considering you can't manage your own household. $450,000 in mortgage and credit card debt. That was the reason you left the UN, so you could make more money in the private sector. WARREN Yeah, Haley. Why can't you buy clothes at Goodwill like some of us? HALEY If it's owned by Neiman Marcus, I'll take that into consideration. For your information, debt means you have more fun than you were supposed to. Anyone who lives within his or her means suffers from a lack of imagination. JERRY The Senator is going to help bail you out, Haley. She's lowering your taxes. You'll finally be financially secure. WARREN Ambassador Haley. Remember the Chinese words "Dung on Mai Shu." HALEY What does that mean? WARREN You stepped in deep doo-doo. JERRY Senator Warren is your last hope. But it will cost you. HALEY What do I need to do? JERRY You must give up your title of The Real Indian to Senator Warren. She needs it for her campaign. HALEY Are you messing with my head? That's impossible. JERRY Impossible is lighting a match on a bar of soap. Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren everyone. See you tomorrow.   The Jerry Duncan Show (c) Dean B. Kaner [post_title] => The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => interview-nikki-haley-and-elizabeth-warren [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2023-02-20 14:01:58 [post_modified_gmt] => 2023-02-20 22:01:58 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=106543 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren. NIKKI HALEY I’m Republican Nikki Haley and I’m running for president of the United States … Read more

The Health Care Industry’s Medical Debt Rip-Off

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The health care industry has been encouraging medical debt, hooking folks up with long-term medical payment plans.

While our doctors, nurses and technicians are among the best in the world, our health care system itself is not even designed for care, but for the constant expansion of profits for insurance giants, drugmakers, hospital chains, system managers, financiers and other voracious components of the medical industry. As one doctor angrily said of industrial health care: "Debt is no longer just a bug in our system. It is one of the main products. We have a health care system almost perfectly designed to create medical debt." How sick is that? For starters, ponder the term "medical industry." The ethical essence of health care is that it's a human right, essential to every person and to the common good. But corporate elites now claim to "own" our health by shriveling the concept of care to just another industrial product available to those able to pay whatever the monopolistic industrialists demand. But this rationing of care meant the industry was leaving a mass market of millions of patients untapped, so the industry bean counters made a critical adjustment. Lower prices? Ha -- don't be silly! Instead, the industry-wide system has been encouraging medical debt as the ticket to care. So, you come in sick or injured, scared and maybe incoherent or confused... and suddenly you're hooked up to a long-term medical payment plan. If it has happened to you, you're hardly alone. In a startling finding, a recent survey by the Kaiser Family Foundation revealed that Americans -- including 41% of all adults -- are in hock because of the so-called "care-industry." This includes bills from the system itself, plus money borrowed from family or friends and medical debt that patients put on credit cards. An analysis three years ago estimated that families were being hit with at least $195 billion in payments for medical borrowing -- a number driven dramatically higher since the pandemic. Unfortunately, America has had no shortage of big business CEOs who turn out to be grifters, ripping off consumers, workers and others. The most vile of the corporate con artists are those who profiteer on people's health care needs. We've had such infamous, high-profile scammers as Medicare fraudster Sen. Rick Scott, Big Pharma price gouger Martin Shkreli and the Sackler family of opioid pushers. Worse, though, we now face an industry-wide greed epidemic that is both pushing higher costs onto patients needing care and systematically pushing those who can't pay the full inflated tab into debt schemes that bilk them with bloated interest payments that go on for years. Medical bankruptcies are soaring. Here's the most significant statistic in the opaque and convoluted world of health care economics: Half of U.S. adults don't have the money to cover a $500 medical bill. As the system keeps jacking up its prices and profits, millions of families are forced by illness or injury into the dark valley of debt, inhabited by a shadowy network of ruthless debt collectors employed by the medical establishment. But wait, you say, I have health insurance! Still, ever-rising prices and out-of-pocket insurance requirements put you into debt, too. A Kaiser Family Foundation survey found that 6 out of 10 working-age adults with health coverage went into medical debt in the past five years. Most perversely, having health care debt prevents many people from getting health care. One in seven Americans say the corporate system has refused care to them because they have unpaid medical bills, and a two-thirds majority say they've put off care because of the fear of crushing debt. As one expert puts it: "The No. 1 reason -- and the No. 2, 3 and 4 reasons -- that people go into medical debt is they don't have the money. It's not complicated." What's the most damning thing about America's health care system? The system. To help stop the corporate grifters and profiteers, go to RIPMedicalDebt.org. [post_title] => The Health Care Industry's Medical Debt Rip-Off [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => medical-debt-rip-off [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2022-06-28 19:36:21 [post_modified_gmt] => 2022-06-29 02:36:21 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=101106 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

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Who’s in Control of Health Care?

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The system will not improve unless there is democratic control of health care, which means something akin to Canada's single-payer system.

The central issue in health care can be summed up in one word: Control. And not just controlling costs, which is how the issue has been cast by the politicians and lobbyists in Washington. Indeed, if controlling cost is the primary goal, HMOs are miserable failures. We need democratic control of health care, control of waste, fraud and excesses -- like more million-dollar MRI machines than are necessary -- but the bottom line is that good health care for Americans is going to be costly... but worth it. A key measure of our success as a society is whether our fabulously wealthy nation is going to devise a system of providing good care for all. It's a worthy expenditure; just ask Canadians and people in the European nations that pay a lot in taxes for their systems but get excellent coverage in return. Their systems enjoy phenomenal approval by the populace. We pay even more than they do when you add our health-care tax dollars to the billions in annual premiums and out-of-pocket costs we pay -- yet we get poor coverage, and the system is about as popular as COVID-19. The control that I'm talking about is of the system itself. Why the hell would we think that giving control to a handful of for-profit corporations would give us what we want rather than what they want? Their entire incentive is not to deliver the best to the most, but the least they can get away with in order to pocket more profits and jack up their stock prices. This has nothing to do with good or bad intentions by HMO executives, but with a corporate imperative: The CEO's job is to fatten stockholders' wallets (and CEOs are themselves stockholders). Period. It's one thing to let this singular and selfish incentive control widget-making, but the delivery of health care? "The entire medical enterprise exists for the benefit of patients. This principle, honed over several millennia, is now being undermined by a system where the central aim is to maximize profits," said Dr. Bernard Lown, winner of the 1985 Nobel peace prize and former chair of the Committee to Defend and Improve Health Care. The first step is to reject the insidious notion that health care is an industry. It's not. It's a basic human need. The system will not improve unless there is democratic control of this basic need, which means something akin to Canada's single-payer system, in which patients come first. Neither a corporate nor a government bureaucracy runs the system there; patients go to their own doctors and get the treatment they need. The role of the government is to collect the taxes and pay the bills (making it the "single payer" in the system), which reduces administrative costs. Paul Ellwood, who coined the term "HMO" and founded the pro-business Jackson Hole Group, startled a Harvard audience by saying that "government intervention" is needed to improve the quality of health care. Motivation to improve the quality of care "is not going to come from within" the system, he said. "Market forces will never work to improve quality, nor will voluntary efforts by doctors and health plans." Washington is not going to push meaningful reform, because both parties are mired in the corrupting muck of corporate campaign money. Democratizing health care requires the kind of grassroots rebellion that is already moving in various cities and states where citizens are pushing their own initiatives to put people in charge of the system. The good news is that the people are ready for the rebellion. [post_title] => Who's in Control of Health Care? [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => whos-in-control-of-health-care [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2022-03-15 22:17:33 [post_modified_gmt] => 2022-03-16 05:17:33 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=98922 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 1 [filter] => raw )

The system will not improve unless there is democratic control of health care, which means something akin to Canada’s single-payer system. The central issue in health care can … Read more

What’s the “Quits Rate?” And Why Is It Skyrocketing?

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Most of the "quits rate" is tied to very real abuses that have become ingrained in our workplaces.

As a writer, I get stuck every so often straining for the right words to tell my story or otherwise make the kind of progress I want on the piece I'm writing. Over the years, though, I've learned when to quit tying myself into mental knots over sentence construction and instead step back and rethink where my story is going. This process is essentially what millions of American working families are going through this year as record numbers of them are shocking bosses, politicians and economists by stepping back and declaring: "We quit!" Most of the "quits rate" is tied to very real abuses that have become ingrained in our workplaces over the past couple of decades -- poverty paychecks, no health care, unpredictable schedules, no child care, understaffing, forced overtime, unsafe jobs, sexist and racist managers, tolerance of aggressively rude customers and so awful much more. Meanwhile, corporate bosses across America have been sputtering in outrage at workers this summer, spewing expletives about the fact that while the U.S. economy has been coming back ... workers (i.e., you) haven't! "Labor shortage," they squeal, lazily accusing the workforce of mass laziness. Apparently, they charge insultingly that millions of workers got used to laying around during the pandemic shutdown, for there is now an abundance of jobs open for everything from restaurant work to nursing to construction work. So, the bosses and their political dogs bark that you people need to get back in the old harness and start pulling again. Adding a nasty bite to their bark, several GOP governors cut off unemployment benefits to people, hoping to force them to work. Other businesses have proffered signing bonuses, free dinner coupons and other lures, while such notoriously mingy outfits as McDonald's and Walmart have even upped their wage scales in an effort to draw workers. Yet ... no go. In fact, to the astonishment of the economic elite, the employment flow this year is going the other way! Record numbers of current workers in all sorts of jobs in every section of the country are voluntarily walking away. There's even an official economic measurement of this phenomenon called the "quits rate," and it is surging beyond anything our economy has experienced in modern memory -- in April, 4 million workers quit; in May, another 3.6 million left, in June, 3.9 million said "Adios!" At a time when conventional economic wisdom dictates that, after a devastating 18-month downturn, people would be clinging to any paycheck they can get! The "quits" are so unexpected and so widespread that pundits have started dubbing this year "The Great Resignation." What's wrong with people, why are such staggering numbers of Americans failing to do their jobs? But wait -- maybe that's the wrong question. Maybe the corporate system's "jobs" are failing the people. Consider this: The most common comment by those who're walking out is, "I hate my job." Specific grievances abound, but at the core of each is a deep, inherently destructive executive-suite malignancy: disrespect. The corporate system has cheapened employees from valuable human assets worthy of being nurtured and advanced to a bookkeeping expense that must be steadily eliminated. It's not just about paychecks, it's about feeling valued, feeling that the hierarchy gives a damn about the people doing the work. Yet, corporate America is going out of its way to show that it doesn't care -- and, of course, workers notice. So, unionization is booming, millions who were laid off by the pandemic are refusing to rush back to the same old grind, and now millions who have jobs are quitting. This is much more than an unusual unemployment stat -- it's a sea change in people's attitude about work itself ... and life. People are rethinking where their story is going and how they can take it in a better direction. Yes, nearly everyone will eventually return to work, but workers themselves have begun redefining the job and rebalancing it with life. [post_title] => What's the "Quits Rate?" And Why Is It Skyrocketing? [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => quits-rate-skyrocketing [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2021-09-02 16:32:56 [post_modified_gmt] => 2021-09-02 23:32:56 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=95510 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Rand Paul

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Rand Paul
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Senator Rand Paul.

ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it's The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We'll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is Senator Rand "Road Flare" Paul. rand paulJERRY Good morning, Senator Paul from Kentucky. SENATOR RAND PAUL Good morning. JERRY Can I call you Rand? PAUL Sure. JERRY Great. Let's start with a fun fact. American writer Mark Twain said, "When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky." PAUL There's a man with good taste. JERRY Hold on there, Rand. He went on to say, "Kentucky is always 20 years behind everything." And that was in the 19th century! PAUL Things have improved, Duncan. We have a huge coal, natural gas and petroleum industry. JERRY That's not a good thing. Think what those carbon emissions did to Mitch McConnell. He shrunk from a tortoise to a turtle. PAUL That's if you believe in science, which I don't. JERRY But you're an ophthalmologist. Practiced for years in Kentucky. PAUL Everyone in Kentucky is a doctor. Even Colonel Sanders had a medical license. He specialized in chicken breasts. JERRY Really? PAUL We're not real doctors. Oh sure, I did cataract, LASIK and glaucoma surgeries here and there. Looks good when you're running for Congress. JERRY Hey, Doc. How many eyes does it take to change a light bulb? PAUL Is this some kind of joke? JERRY I'm serious. PAUL Beats me. JERRY One of two. PAUL I should have known you would punk me. JERRY Speaking of jokes. You were an eye doctor for 17 years then got involved with the Tea Party in 2010. PAUL They believe in lower taxes, Duncan. JERRY And have a lower I.Q. PAUL Sorry. What did you say? I'm deaf in one ear. Something about a beer? JERRY No. But how about if I shove my foot up your rear? PAUL Just a minute. Let me turn around so I can hear you. JERRY Okay. PAUL Much better. You were saying? JERRY Ever think about cutting off your bad ear and giving it to your wife as an anniversary gift? PAUL I'm not Van Gough, you idiot. JERRY I'll pretend I didn't hear that. JERRY Let's see. You got elected to the Senate in 2010 and haven't lost an election since then. You accuse Dr. Fauci of collaborating with the World Health Organization in funding the Wuhan Lab in China with dangerous experiments. Are you prejudice? PAUL I like the Chinese. Years ago, I said to a Chinese patient of mine. "We found your problem. You have a cataract." He replied, "No. I drive a Rincon." We worked things out. JERRY 200,000 people died from COVID needlessly under Trump and his supporters. All because assholes like you refuse to wear a mask and set a bad example for the anti-vaxxers. PAUL Freedom, Duncan. From our government that is trying to take away my rights. Look. We can all agree on one thing, the coronavirus comes from a bat. JERRY And there's one more thing we can agree. You are batshit crazy! See you tomorrow.   The Jerry Duncan Show (c) Dean B. Kaner [post_title] => The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Rand Paul [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => interview-senator-rand-paul [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2021-08-16 14:30:37 [post_modified_gmt] => 2021-08-16 21:30:37 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=95333 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Senator Rand Paul. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good … Read more

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