We Are a Fly on the Wall at a GOP Health Care Meeting
Listening in on a Republican meeting of the minds on health care: “What are we going to do about health care?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. … Read more
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‘This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit’: Latest Edition of HT’s ‘News in Cartoons’ App!
New edition: “This Won’t Hurt (Us) a Bit: When ‘health care’ is actually ‘wealth care’ for the rich.” On our FREE Humor Times app! In the latest edition … Read more
Mitch McConnell to Head NYC’s Transportation Agency
McConnell, who reminds people of a turtle, says it’s best not to hurry. NEW YORK — In a surprise political shift of responsibility, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell … Read more
Ancestry.com Confirms Mitch McConnell a ‘Direct Descendant’ of Dracula
‘The only difference is, the more blood McConnell sucks, the paler he becomes’ – Report showing the Senator is descended from bloodsucking vampires. WASHINGTON – DNA analysis released … Read more
Swift’s ‘Modest Proposal,’ Now Commended to Congress as it Debates Health Care
The original fake news, written by Jonathan Swift in 1729 (author of ‘Gulliver’s Travels’), edited by Michael Egan to reflect the current health care debate. [Jonathan Swift begins … Read more
Trump Supporter Puts His Life on the Line to Support the President
Assembles own ‘Trump supporter’ team to do heart transplant (This is a reprint of an earlier interview.) To show his confidence in the President’s philosophy, avid Trump supporter … Read more
The GOP Will Free You from Having Health Care
The public is ready for Health Care for All – where are our so-called ‘representatives’? When I think of freedom, I think of it in positive, aspirational terms … Read more
White House Adds ‘Dignity and Morality Waivers’ to Ethics Waivers
Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave … Read more
Where Does Inequality Come From?
The vast inequality that’s rending our society is not a natural, inevitable or accidental phenomenon. The vast inequality that’s rending our society is not a natural, inevitable or … Read more
Retired Obama Can’t Afford Obamacare
After Obama lost his government health insurance, he found he couldn’t afford Obamacare WASHINGTON, DC — In an ironic turn of events, President Obama has begun selling his … Read more
