Greed Not Good
Gordon Gekko was wrong: Greed is not good. Get this. And get it straight. Gordon Gekko was wrong. Greed is not good. Greed is bad. Greed eats away … Read more
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Health Care and Democracy Care
Keeping democracy healthy Any bad week for Antonin Scalia and the rest of the Cro-Magnons on the Supreme Court is a great week for the rest of America. … Read more
What Good is Being Rich, If You Can’t Live Forever?
The rich are hoping to fund an ‘elixer of life’ and immortality Rich people with too much time and money on their hands often seem to get bored … Read more
Superman Gives Up on Earth, Plans to Return to Krypton
“Let’s face it, you guys are fucked,” Superman tells Rachel Maddow in final TV interview. METROPOLIS, OL – World-renowned crime fighter and iconic symbol of Truth, Justice and … Read more
The GOP Gang of Supremes Go After Obamacare
Their hatred of Obamacare overwhelms the Court’s sense of integrity Look out — the Supreme Court’s black-robed gang of far-right ideologues are rampaging again! The five-man clan is … Read more
Idaho Rep. Barbieri Has Camera Anally Inserted, Searching for Brain
Medical hunt for idiot’s brain turns up surprising results: ‘I’m a Cupid Stunt,’ Barbieri says. BOISE, Idaho – Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri underwent a micro-camera insert examination … Read more
Aetna Lifts the National Standard for ‘Competitive Wages’
The most amazing thing about Aetna’s decision is that it’s considered amazing. Business schools and Wall Street banks preach a strict, anti-social doctrine of corporate management that comes … Read more
Governor Rick Scott Just Says No to ‘Dopeheads’ in Florida
“They can’t fool me, I’ve seen ‘Reefer Madness!’” – Gov. Rick Scott Florida Governor Rick Scott says he is on the side of the law that says “No” … Read more
7.5 Million Sign Up for Health Care; Coincidentally, 6 Million Share Biden’s IP Address
Joe Biden deflects praise for amazing health care numbers, saying, “It was nothing, really.” Of the 230 million people over the age of 18 living in America, approximately … Read more
Procrastination Not Covered Under Affordable Care Act
The Affordable Care Act deadline for signups has passed: Procrastinators object, saying theirs is a preexisting condition. Shirley Blessfield has been putting off getting an insurance policy under … Read more
