Who Taught George Santos to Be Such a Self-Serving Fraud?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

The surreal saga of George Santos, bizarre Republican congress critter and self-serving fraud. People are baffled by the surreal saga of George Santos, bizarre Republican congress critter, self-serving … Read more

Listen in as Fauci, Newly Retired, Breakfasts with Wifey

Listen in as Fauci, Newly Retired, Breakfasts with Wifey

Dr. Anthony Fauci takes his medicine, now newly retired. Here he is as everyman, enjoying his first work-free week with the wife! Dr. Fauci is newly retired this … Read more

COVID-19 Is Prompting a Societywide Recalculation

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

An unexpected and profound impact of today’s horrific coronavirus crisis is that it is quietly prompting a societywide recalibration. Laissez-faire ideologue Ronald Reagan used to delight in mocking … Read more

What Is “Iyyikowa,” and Why Do We Need More of It?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

The Choctaw have a word, “iyyikowa,” that means serving those in need… and we need more of it. Charles Dickens, writing about the inequality and social turmoil leading … Read more

Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted

Next Global Pandemic Already Predicted

The Slobovian Secret Service say they have uncovered the “next global pandemic.” Part of the “Dispatches from SNN” series (Slobovian News Network). The predictive Analytic and Anosognosic Department … Read more

Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea

Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea

“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more

CDC Breakthrough: ‘Butt Bump’ May Prevent Colds and Flu

CDC Breakthrough: ‘Butt Bump’ May Prevent Colds and Flu

The butt bump may just be the safest greeting of all New research findings just released from the CDC show that the “butt bump” may be the safest … Read more

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

McDonald’s Introduces Healthy Fries: Diners Hostile

Regulars complain that they don’t eat at McDonald’s for their health The biggest fast food restaurant in the business announced last month that they were introducing an alternative … Read more

New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies

New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies

‘Eggs Are Back’ – headline in TheAtlantic.com regarding new dietary guidelines Previous Warning: Limit cholesterol-laden eggs to one a week. New Recommendation: Substitute that low-sugar-no-pulp-no-flavor OJ with 16 … Read more

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