Bob Dylan Made Some Quarantine Couscous
A Humor Times exclusive! Bob Dylan shares his recipe for Quarantine Couscous. “I contain multitudes” — Bob Dylan A storm sits on the horizon’s edge. A violent tempest. … Read more
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Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?
A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
The Grim Reaper and the Trump Conundrum
The Trump conundrum, shared by the Grim Reaper An anonymous source, who would only refer to herself as the leader of a local coven, shared her tape recording … Read more
Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by … Read more
Donald Trump’s Candidacy Causes Shake-up in Heaven
Spirits supporting Trump hold a rally St. Peter: (Telepathically texting a message to Archangel Michael) “Can you take a squadron of your angels and see what all the … Read more
Interview with God – A Humor Times Exclusive
Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am … Read more
