This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Between Ghosts and Dreams
Ghosts live in the past, dreams live in the future, and we live in between. The real trick of life is finding the time before it runs away. … Read more
Due to Overcrowding, Hell Opens Frigid New Division
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network): In new division of Hell, souls will freeze for eternity. According to world renowned Glaciologist/Theologian Dr. Freezyn Mahassoff of the University of … Read more
President Requests Hotline to Hell
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing … Read more
The Grim Reaper and the Trump Conundrum
The Trump conundrum, shared by the Grim Reaper An anonymous source, who would only refer to herself as the leader of a local coven, shared her tape recording … Read more
Mephistopheles: Running for God to ‘Make the Almighty Mighty Again!’
‘Heaven is totally rigged,’ the Devil said, blaming an incompetent God. ‘Only I can bring back real evil and a Trump Presidency.’ DEPTHS OF HELL — Surrounded by … Read more
