Dollars to Donuts: Cream of Crop Picked for U.S. Ambassador Posts
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
Herschel Walker
Attack Dog Congressman Morphs into Werewolf, Tape Reveals
According to newly revealed secret info, a certain “attack dog congressman” in Washington, D.C. turns into a werewolf at night. Known by day as a rabid attack dog … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ticketmaster, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
My Favorite U.S. Senator Declares Dumb is Good for You
Dumb is good for you, says Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, but eating kale can be bad. Thanks to my favorite Republican U.S. Senator, John Neely Kennedy, I’ve stopped … Read more
Runoff Season: Off and Running
Yes, it’s Runoff Season: Beyond the Georgia senate race, runoffs are running rampant across the USA and the world. Georgia voters could be forgiven for thinking that Raphael … Read more
Future of U.S. Congress to be Decided by All Elite Wrestling Rampage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) TNT will host a very special wrestling match to decide the winner of the Georgia Senate race, replacing the Dec. 6th runoff. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/15/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about psychedelic toads, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/1/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about cannabis stocks, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Texas Pete hot sauce, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mila Kunis, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
