Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
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Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options
Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more
Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children
Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
‘Rats’ The Musical: NYC Vermin Go to Hollywood!
Screenwriters Brad & Peach Pitt take their ‘Rats’ script and fly 5th Class to seek their fortunes & restrooms along the Hollywood Walk of Fame somewhere between Dolly … Read more
Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!
Donald Trump steals headlines again & throws his hair in the ring for President! Quirky Quotables are bound to happen! Some of the Quirky Quotables during Trump’s 2024 … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/7/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Queen of England, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Fama volat — rumor flies
Dear Editor, “Fama volat” — rumor flies. That’s what the Romans said, before and after every chariot race at Santa Anita, near the LA Mausoleum. Yet neither Kirk … Read more