Trump’s Mama is So Fat
How low can you go? Political limbo: Donald Trump’s hand size, vulgar personal insults, candidates’ wives… a primary even the National Enquirer could love. How low can a … Read more
Hillary Clinton
Hillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary
Hillary Clinton promises to give Bernie Sanders all of his policy positions back once she has won the Democratic presidential nomination. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential front-runner and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/15/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Hillary Reminds Americans Wall Street Bribes Completely Legal
Defending her Wall Street connections, Clinton warns Americans not to be idealistic fools. WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reminded … Read more
Americans Disturbed by Bernie Sanders’ Consistent Record, Honesty
Bernie Sanders seen as fantasy candidate – too good to be true. WASHINGTON — Today, the results of a study by the news team at The Nil Admirari … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Bernie Sanders: Something Is Happening
The driving force of “Bernie Sanders for President” is coming from encouraging sources. When I crossed paths with a Democratic Party campaign consultant in Austin last March, I … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/11/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/5/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Hillary’s 2016 Resolution: Destroy Bernie and ‘Seem Nice While Doing It’
“Sanders will not do to me what Obama did in 2008,” declared Hillary Clinton. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced … Read more
