This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
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Trump Admits to Banned Books Next to his Bed: Top 10!
Warning, Black Humor: proving Donald Trump will indeed have a Presidential Library… shelf! When she was living, Ivana Trump told her lawyer that Donald Trump kept Hitler speeches … Read more
Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump
Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more
Original Barbie is Back: Klaus Barbie, ‘The Butcher of Lyon,’ Goosesteps into Toy Stores
Third Reich Toys in Argentina is reintroducing the Klaus Barbie doll to a new generation of anti-Semites. Spurred on by Mattel’s Billion Dollar Barbie movie and product sales, … Read more
Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe
Making Alex Jones cringe is quite a feat. As the late John Lennon might have put it, “Imagine there’s no Kanye. It’s easy if you try.” Kanye West … Read more
Last-Minute Trump Endorsements
Some surprising last-minute Trump endorsements have come through. The polls show Joe Biden leading in the presidential race but here are some surprising last-minute Trump endorsements. B. L. … Read more
President Requests Hotline to Hell
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing … Read more
Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf
Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself … Read more
Paul Ryan Denies Trump-Hitler Connection
Ryan notes that “The Donalini” has promised to be on his best behavior from now until the election. The Dredge Report has learned that some knowledgeable Republicans in … Read more
Trump: Hitler Has Gotten a Bum Rap from History
“My man Adolf Hitler often punched his opponents in the face, and he made Germany great again! What’s not to like?” NYC — A flushed and defiant Donald … Read more
