Social Justice Platforms Suggest New Holidays
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Certain groups have suggested a group of new holidays to reflect the essence of today’s “New America.” Madam Doctor Ophelia Yudamn Skippy, … Read more
Mrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) After the KGB found plastic explosives in Putin’s Easter basket, a nationwide bunny-hunt was launched and the Easter Bunny jailed, say authorities. … Read more
Everyone knows Santa is careful, but no one knew just how careful. He’s Obsessive-Compulsive Santa! The reindeer? Fed. The elves? Cleaning. Mrs. Claus? Fast asleep, probably thanks to … Read more
A haunted house is one thing, but a haunted home can be much worse. Scarecrows lined our way through the field until we reached a maze of headstones, … Read more
On Valentine’s Day, most folks exchange cards. However, we expect President Trump to send out Valentine tweets instead, like these: Donald Trump to the Electoral College The Midwest … Read more
Say they’re fighting to keep the “Happy” in “Happy Halloween,” and insist that the “War on Halloween” must end. By Carrie Pinkard Local Satanists Gary Slaughter and Bertha … Read more
Let us take a few minutes to talk about the most underrated holiday of them all: Labor Day. Let us take a few minutes to talk about the … Read more
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda: Trump-Free Day! (Our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the … Read more
The 4th of July: the loudest holiday Hey everybody; you know all that anxiety that’s been building up? Well, just let it go and relax now, because the 4th … Read more