Excerpts from Santa’s Tell-All Interview
Santa reveals his true personality in a series of no-holds-barred tell-all interviews. Interviewer’s Note: As another Christmas has passed, I’d like to share some highlights from my private … Read more
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BREAKING: Santa Claus Arrested, Christmas is Canceled
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sadly, Christmas is canceled this year, as Santa is behind bars, and won’t be out anytime soon. According to SNN Christmas reporter … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Santa Claus
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host lands a hard-to-get guest this time of year for the Santa Claus interview. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Candy Corn after Halloween!
It’s neither candy nor corn, but we have a Love/Hate relationship with it! Look, if Candy Corn wasn’t healthy for us we would’ve heard by now, right? Me? … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show New Year’s Eve Party
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the one and only Santa Claus at a New Year’s Eve party in Wasilla, Alaska. ANNOUNCER From under a rock … Read more
A Cup – If Not a Tankard – O’Kindness
A friend in Peterborough, New Hampshire (Thornton Wilder’s model for Our Town), just taught her last class after sixty years of pedagogy during which time she devoted herself … Read more
Strange Phenomenon Baffles Experts
Experts have been perplexed by a strange phenomenon occurring worldwide involving political, religious and racial differences. A strange phenomenon seems to be occurring throughout the world. It appears … Read more
Santa Claus Asks Biden for Help with Reindeer Strike
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Santa Claus has appealed to President Biden for help in avoiding a planned reindeer strike this year. SNN North Pole reporter Freezyn … Read more
A Maxi-Holiday for a Mini-Herd
Wilma the bison has been alone too long. At twenty-nine, advanced age for a bison, she now will be part of a mini-herd. I was pleased to learn … Read more
A ‘Locally Grown’ Thanksgiving
“Locally grown” is developing the cachet of wholesomeness that “organically grown” once carried. Harry Truman said: “No man should be president who doesn’t understand hogs.” The problem with … Read more
