Candidate Holiday Traditions
Each presidential candidate has his/her own unique way of celebrating the season, and we have uncovered them all for you! It’s the most wonderful time of the year. … Read more
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Grumpy Santa Vows No Xmas Gifts for Climate Deniers This Year
Basement flooded, elves refusing to work under water, Mrs Claus leaving – normally jolly Santa is pissed. NORTH POLE – A visibly grumpy Santa Claus announced today that … Read more
‘Happy Holidays’ Faction Strikes North Pole, Merry Christmas HQ
Latest War on Christmas escalation gives fading Fox News new life THE NORTH POLE — Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a … Read more
Experts Call Humor Times Magazine Holiday Discount ‘Totally Ridiculous’
Political satire buffs agree ‘it would be a darn good deal if true’ – but warn ‘sale ends soon!’ Major news outlets reported today that the popular monthly … Read more
Giving Thanks for Thanksgiving Oddities
Paying tribute to the proud perspicacity of plucky pilgrims in a pacific paean to our peculiar propensity for plumpish poultry on Thanksgiving. – Will Durst
The Agriculture Attitude
In America, we face a momentous choice: a food future rooted in the ethic of sustainable agriculture, or in exploitative agri-industry.
New Thanksgiving Holiday, ‘Gratitude,’ Created
New holiday created for those who must work on the real Thanksgiving, and in response to “Black Friday” and its exploitation of employees. By Roger Freed.
Let’s Break Away from Black Friday Syndrome
Welcome to Black Friday — a day of nonstop commercial hype! Here comes the holiday season. It’s a month-long season of friends, family and spiritual reflection, and a … Read more
Labor Day: When Fireworks Switch to Jack-O-Lanterns
Labor Day is noted mostly for being a transition day. Labor Day. The last plastic souvenir sports bottle of lemonade on the dying coals of summer. Not so … Read more
Amazon Is Crushing Main Street and Threatening the Vitality of Our Communities
Maybe we should rethink shopping online at Amazon.com It’s that time of year — Thanksgiving holiday will be here soon, and we’ll gorge ourselves on turkey. And then … Read more
