Yet Another Holiday of Guilt
Another guilt-based holiday you may not even know about The autumn dark is lengthening, which harkens the English-speaking, Judeo-Christian Holiday Season is about to split open wider than … Read more
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Christmas Letter
Warmest Season’s Greetings to All Our Dear Friends this Christmas: This has been a wondrous year of change and growth for our family. Two months ago as Barbie, … Read more
It’s May. Enjoy Yourself!
May is National Masturbation Month – You’re welcome! May is National Masturbation Month. How do I know? My pal Senior Sex Expert Joan Price is not only vigorously … Read more
Astronauts Bitch About Having to Work on Christmas Eve
“Government jobs are supposed to mean you never have to work holidays,” say astronauts Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA’s International Space Station on Christmas … Read more
WILL DURST’$ 2013 XMA$ GIFT WI$H LI$T
Will Durst’s curiously refreshing gift wish list It’s the most wonderful time of the year. And finally over. Thank the maker. Because if “The Little Drummer Boy” was … Read more
‘Toys for Tots’ Goes Bust!
Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event … Read more
A Return to ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’
Twas the Night Before Christmas, revisited Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings … Read more
Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more
Great Last-Minute Gift Idea: Give the Gift of Laughter: The Humor Times!
The gift that keeps on giving, all year long: The Humor Times magazine is available by subscription all over the world, in print or digital format – It’s … Read more
Thanksgiving 2013
A lot of reasons to be thankful for such a weird holiday as Thanksgiving Ahh. Thanksgiving. Best Holiday Ever! Love it all. The fact that a national holiday … Read more
