DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
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House Ethics Committee Releases Report on Rep. Matt ‘Mandingo’ Gaetz
Matt Gaetz retirement move fail: House Ethics Committee releases its scathing report on the alleged underage sex-trafficker. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL), who resigned his House seat on … Read more
Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration
As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
Trump Celebrates Black History Month
Trump appears in Louisiana’s capital city to help celebrate Black History Month. Baton Rouge, LA — Still-President Trump appeared in Louisiana’s capital city last night to help celebrate … Read more
Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
Wherein Kevin McCarthy, Sarah Palin, Bernie Sanders and Mike Pence recite “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” together on our talk radio show. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock … Read more
