Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/20/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jlo and Ben finalizing their divorce, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
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An Immodest Proposal: Why the U.S. Should Occupy Greenland
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens
As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more
Trump Sentencing: Retribution Promised
Howls of “Cruel and Unusual Punishment” heard at Mar-a-Lago regarding “unjust” Trump sentencing meted out by Judge Merchan. Citing “cruel and unusual punishment” at the hands of a … Read more
The Billionaire Bros Do the Immigrant Worker Two-Step
A work permit program called H-1B allows corporate billionaire bros to import foreigners to take U.S. jobs. One thing you can say about Donald Trump and his billionaire … Read more
Trump Selects Famed Detective Charlie Chan to Head Anti-Elder Crime Unit
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
Hellish Fire Escape & False Evacuation Notice: Panic in the Packing!
This is for everyone in L.A. like me who got a false evacuation notice & thinks sometimes technology sucks! It goes without saying that the world is praying … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/13/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Facebook no longer factchecking, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
‘American Names Only,’ Declares Trump, Vowing to Rename California and New Mexico
The President-elect says all U.S. cities and states should use “American names” only, and says he’ll enforce it by executive order if necessary. The names of the states … Read more
