Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
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GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!
Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more
Minnesota Nice Radio Show Interviews The Class Clown
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews high school class clown, Cheryl Hawk. ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Musk: Refuseniks to be Blasted into Outer Space
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
E. Jean Carroll Sentenced by Supreme Court to 75 Years for Prostitution
Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
The Day Democracy Died
The Day Democracy Died (a parody of American Pie by Don Mc Lean—original words underlined). Not very long ago I can still remember how elections used to make … Read more
High Egg Prices Spawn First Billionaire Chicken
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World’s first billionaire chicken able to achieve extreme wealth due to high egg prices and ingenious use of AI. In an exclusive … Read more
Elon Musk: USAID a ‘Crazy Waste of Money Going to Shithole Countries’
Musk says USAID “principally funds three of five shithole countries and the violent assailant of our ally, Vladimir Putin.” Trump Sugar Daddy and dom Elon Musk said Monday … Read more
Diversity Hire? How About Donald Trump Himself?
In a case of the pot calling the kettle black, Trump himself is a diversity hire, as are nearly all of his cabinet appointees. This might be a … Read more
Bizarre: Today’s Politicians Celebrate Jerks and Ignore Grassroots Geniuses
While politicians promote jerks, they ignore real grassroots geniuses. Corporate chieftains are giants, even geniuses — right? No, but there are some real grassroots geniuses that are being … Read more
