Sarah Huckabee Sanders Assails VP Harris for Her Lack of Humility

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Assails VP Harris for Her Lack of Humility

“Harris has nothing to keep her humble,” says Governor Sanders, “unlike me, with a face like Mrs. Potato Head.” Addressing the student body at Central High School in … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/23/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/23/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about RFJ Jr and Oliva Nuzzi, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more

Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America

Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more

Why Are We Letting Corporate Profiteers Write America’s Farm and Food Policy?

America’s farmers are at the mercy of everything from bugs to corporate profiteers to monopolistic middlemen. A farmer was asked what he’d do if he won a million-dollar … Read more

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