‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
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Trump Cashing In: Rivaling Walmart as Retail Vendor
The perpetual presidential candidate is cashing in on his fame, hauling in the bucks whether elected or not. From presidential underwear to a Trump Sex Manual, 45 is … Read more
Hi God, It’s Me
Hi God, It’s Me: A transcript. Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few years that some people are … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Jenny Downer
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Wasilla grocery store cashier Jenny Downer. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
Make America Great Again: Sterilize Sinners
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Evangelical Mega Bishop preaches that we must sterilize sinners across the nation. Bishop I. Will Gitova, head of the Help Me Lordy … Read more
Trump’s Revised Ten Commandments Found
The updated Ten Commandments found were used in Trump’s Bible. This reporter recently interviewed the publisher who printed Trump’s Bible. He revealed that the Ten Commandments found were … Read more
JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests
The former president has proposed a few new debate wrinkles, including a “phone-a-friend” option. Mar-a-Lago — Former president Donald Trump has petitioned the Commission on Presidential Debates to … Read more
Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
Long Sought Tomb Unearthed Under Mar-a-Lago Garage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
