Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
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Lilly Ledbetter Fought the Bastards – And Won for All of Us
Nearly all social progress in our country has been spurred by unheralded “nobodies” like Lilly Ledbetter. Forget the cartoonish “Great Man” version of American history. Nearly all social … Read more
A Fresh Perspective on the Latest Polls
Detailed polling numbers provide a fresh perspective on Presidential race, with shocking results. With the election roughly two weeks away, the polling numbers don’t seem to indicate which … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Trump Passes Audition, Set to Appear on Dancing with the Stars
After Pennsylvania dance fest, Trump qualifies to star in Dancing with the Stars: “I’m the best dancer.” Preparing for a new career if he loses the election in … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Georgia Congresswoman Majorie Taylor Greene. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
Those Odd, Odd Fairy Tales
Rereading childhood fairy tales today, I am surprised at the violence and very odd behavior of some characters. I remember my mother reading me fairy tales before bedtime. … Read more
Artificial Ignorance Entity Presidential Candidates Release Their Platforms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Both AI candidates granted exclusive interviews, detailing their platforms. According to SNN Political Crappe reporter Muck N. Mire, Artificial Ignorance Entity presidential … Read more
JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump
The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more
