Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
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Trump and Zelenskyy to Settle Differences at WrestleMania
Presidential WrestleMania: winner between Trump and Zelenskyy will negotiate with Putin to end the war in Ukraine. US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set … Read more
4-Minute Interview with DOGE Despot Elon Musk
An interview with Trump’s DOGE despot, Elon Musk, about his “cracking down on waste, fraud and abuse.” “DOGE Despot” Elon Musk interview, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol … Read more
Winning the Oscar by a Nose?
Now that Oscar award selection is well underway, there are several reasons to revisit the Chalamet nose controversy. By Sam Zeveloff Ever since Timothée Chalamet was nominated for … Read more
Slobovian President Set to Declare War Over Trump Tariffs and Inauguration Snub
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Leader reportedly livid and ready to declare war over Trump tariffs and lack of inauguration invite. SNN Senior Political correspondent George Washington … Read more
Minnesota Nice Radio Show Interviews Grammy Ellis
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews his grandmother, Grammy Ellis. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
Trump to Renovate Heaven, Move Residents to Hell for Rebuild
Trump plans to Renovate Heaven, haul ‘Asses to Ashes’ living his Master Builder Dream! Top 5 Enticement Offers! THE DEVIL to Trump re: ‘Renovate Heaven’ project You can’t … Read more
5-Alarm Monopoly Fire! Time to Fight
Talk about a 5-alarm emergency. The price of fire trucks has skyrocketed and caused a worrisome fire truck shortage, all due to — you guessed it — corporate … Read more
Kennedy Center to End Drag Queen Shows by Order of the New Chairman
Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more
