The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Jenny Downer
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Wasilla grocery store cashier Jenny Downer. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. … Read more
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Make America Great Again: Sterilize Sinners
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Evangelical Mega Bishop preaches that we must sterilize sinners across the nation. Bishop I. Will Gitova, head of the Help Me Lordy … Read more
Trump’s Revised Ten Commandments Found
The updated Ten Commandments found were used in Trump’s Bible. This reporter recently interviewed the publisher who printed Trump’s Bible. He revealed that the Ten Commandments found were … Read more
JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Phone-a-Friend Option Included in Trump’s Latest Debate Requests
The former president has proposed a few new debate wrinkles, including a “phone-a-friend” option. Mar-a-Lago — Former president Donald Trump has petitioned the Commission on Presidential Debates to … Read more
Imagining Dictator Trump’s First Day Back in the White House
His first day back is all about “making America great again,” says the self-described “Dictator on Day One.” This could be America at 12 noon on January 20, … Read more
Long Sought Tomb Unearthed Under Mar-a-Lago Garage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
Taylor Swift Buys Chiefs, Installs Self as Offensive Coordinator
“I thought I could help and had some extra cash lying around.” – Taylor Swift, new Chiefs owner and offensive coordinator. Travis Kelce significant other and global pop … Read more
