Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about the Betty White Forever Stamp, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
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Condom Maker Elon Musk Vows to Slash Social Security ‘to the Bone’
Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.” Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday … Read more
World Rejoices as Elon Musk Fires Two Men Who Created Government Red Tape
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades. According to SNN DOGE reporter … Read more
Hey, Democrats: To Defeat Trump Autocracy – Get Out of Washington
The usual partisan name-calling and parliamentary nitpicking won’t do to defeat the Trump autocracy. Last week, the Democratic Party’s top congressional leaders finally took a bold stand against … Read more
March 15: ‘Everything You Think is Wrong’ Day
This Saturday is National “Everything You Think is Wrong” Day. Here are some things that we tend to think are true but arenât. This Saturday, March 15 is … Read more
Trump Declares Mexico the 51st State
President says that Mexico as the 51st state is a ‘huge deal – best ever.’ Since Greenland wasnât biting and Canada was dragging its feet, Donald J. Trump, … Read more
RFK Jr. ‘Deadly Serious’ about Measles Outbreak
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more
Reading This Could Save Your Life, or Answer Life’s Burning Question, ‘Would You Eat Green Eggs and Ham?’
Answering lifeâs burning question, âWould you eat green eggs and ham?â Infomercial spokesperson: âHas this happened to you?” (A dramatization) âOh God, no!â she screamed as she dropped … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesnât need to be complicated or confusing; thatâs what any … Read more
You’re Afraid of WHAT? Prepare Now for National Panic Day
Get prepared now for June 18th, National Panic Day! But don’t panic!! June 18th is National Panic Day. Iâm not actually sure how we are supposed to observe … Read more
