5-Alarm Monopoly Fire! Time to Fight
Talk about a 5-alarm emergency. The price of fire trucks has skyrocketed and caused a worrisome fire truck shortage, all due to — you guessed it — corporate … Read more
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Kennedy Center to End Drag Queen Shows by Order of the New Chairman
Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more
Happy Valentine’s Day (+2)
Happy Valentine’s Day, to the woman that means more to me than a lot of stuff. Dear Rita, Please forgive the tardiness of this email, my sweet. Charlie … Read more
‘Trump National Cathedral’ to be Built at Mar-a-Lago
President boasts on social media that his will “bigger and better” than the Washington National Cathedral. Settling comfortably into his second term, President Donald J. Trump announced on … Read more
Has Your Country Been Seized by a Tech Billionaire? What to Do During a Coup
Don’t feel bad, it can happen to the best of countries. Top 13 things to do if a tech billionaire launches a coup on your nation with the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a shipwreck discovery, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Dollars to Donuts: Cream of Crop Picked for U.S. Ambassador Posts
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!
Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more
Minnesota Nice Radio Show Interviews The Class Clown
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews high school class clown, Cheryl Hawk. ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
