My New Year’s Resolutions for Some Powerful People
Self-improvement ideas for some of the powerful people running our country. I made a few New Year’s resolutions this week — not for me, but as self-improvement ideas … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/30/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
New Upscale Games ‘Trumprisk’ and ‘Trumpopoly’ Coming
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’
In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more
Planet Zardoc Offers Drone Eating Tech to U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Joe Biden About His Pardons
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden about all his pardons. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Daddy’s Philosophy
If only our leaders in Washington and on Wall Street would begin practicing this true American philosophy. This holiday season got me to thinking about America’s spirit of … Read more
Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
