If I Were President: My Cabinet Based on My Own TV Viewing
My cabinet would be different, if I were president, and based on my own TV viewing. If I were president, I would, like president-elect Donald Trump, pick my … Read more
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With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
House Ethics Committee Releases Report on Rep. Matt ‘Mandingo’ Gaetz
Matt Gaetz retirement move fail: House Ethics Committee releases its scathing report on the alleged underage sex-trafficker. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL), who resigned his House seat on … Read more
David Goggins Bolts Across the Ocean at Hypersonic Speed
Crossing the Atlantic is just a start, says David Goggins, retired Navy SEAL, triathlete and author of two memoirs. In a feat that has impressed even his most … Read more
Alex Jones Tapped as Press Secretary for Trump 2.0
Far-right talk radio host and prominent conspiracy theorist picked for press secretary for the Trump 2.0 administration. Proceeding apace with naming pivotal members of his new administration, President-elect … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Trump Hires James Bond: ‘Can’t Trust Secret Service’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks
A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more
