The President Ate My Homework!
French president advocates for abolition of homework Most American schoolchildren are not particularly wrapped up in France’s current events, but that may be changing. According to “The National … Read more
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Bothering to Vote, and Bothering Voters
Acting as if their vote mattered: Determined citizens Two heroes emerged at the polls this year, and neither was named Barack or Mitt. Their names are Galicia and … Read more
Obama Says Karl Rove is Right About Him Suppressing the Vote
Karl Rove insists his Fox News rant has been vindicated President Obama, elated after his reelection Tuesday night, said today that Karl Rove was right when he said … Read more
Is This Seat Taken?
Everyone likes to have an empty seat next to them: Some go to great lengths to make certain of it A single woman should regard every train ride … Read more
Condescension … er … Concession Speech by Loser of Election for Dictator of America
R. Freed ran for dictator and lost — here he gives his concession speech In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday, as I vied with two lesser alleged … Read more
Christian Coalition Torn between Hating Obama and Fearing Armageddon
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
God Gives His Endorsement Big Time
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
My God No! It Can’t Be True! Stop the Election!
Warning: If the election goes as planned, something terrible may happen Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big … Somehow, some way, … Read more
He Who Shall Not Be Named: Part 2
She Who Shall Not Be Named Mitch Couler, the Senior manager of the Romney campaign in the D.C. area, had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he … Read more
Lost Journal: Marriage Contract Amended Through Labor Negotiations
Journal entry: July 31, 2007 (age 38) – Marriage Contract Marriage is, among many other things, a division of labor within a household. Over the years, each mundane task … Read more
