Thanks, Groupon!
A customer’s correspondence with all-knowing Groupon By Nancy Freiberg and Jon Mathis Dear Groupon: Thanks for your latest e-mail of fabulous offers. How do you know me … Read more
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Halloween Will Never Be the Same
Remember when we used to play with abandon on Halloween? Maybe it’s just the haze of nostalgia, but it seems that 40-plus years ago when I was trick-or-treating … Read more
Lost Journal: Kids’ Halloween Party is All About the Clothes – and the Rules
Journal entry: October 31, 1978 (age 9), Halloween Now that I’m nine-and-a-half, I’m ready for a real Halloween costume. Back when I was just a kid, Mom used … Read more
Romney Tries New ‘Hermit Crab’ Strategy
‘It’s kind of like Bain,’ says Romney, ‘hollow out and move in’ Failing to succeed with a snail strategy, Gov. Mitt Romney has resorted to acting like a … Read more
Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin Trade Barbs Over ‘Retard’ Comment
The mentally challenged battle over use of “retard” in public comments Ann Coulter is taking plenty of heat for her use of the word “retard” to describe President … Read more
Meatloaf Performance at Rally Stops Romney Surge in its Tracks
The fat lady has sung, or in this case, the fat drunken has-been rock star known as Meatloaf has sung, finally crippling one of the crookedest-run Presidential campaigns … Read more
I, R. Freed, Hereby Officially Announce My Candidacy for Dictator of the U.S.A.
As Dictator for Life, I will rename it The Oppressed States of America I, R. Freed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. … Read more
Helping Republicans Find Real Voter Fraud in America
Wherein the ones pointing fingers are the ones with their other fingers on the voting levers Republican officials across the country are having a major problem with their … Read more
Disappearing Moderation: What We Need Is More POOP
Moderation today is increasingly a memory, but senior citizens can help By Thomas Richard Harry Noting an apparent dearth of public political comment from senior citizens as the … Read more
Marijuana Fundraisers Inundated with Donations of Twigs and Seeds
Election Day is almost here and two states, Arkansas and Massachusetts have ballot initiatives to legalize medical marijuana. What does this mean? It means pot is a smoking … Read more
