Eeny, Minnie, Tiny Ho
Barneys New York to build on successful transformation of Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck Reeling from the success of making Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck look like anorexic … Read more
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Lost Journal: Class Reunion — 20 Years Ago, We Committed to this Committee
Journal entry: October 5, 2007 (age 38) — Class Reunion In my sophomore and junior years at Seton Catholic Central High School, I was elected class president. For … Read more
Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk
Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more
Ringside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names … Read more
Protestant Decline: Forever Versus Whatever
Someday I may be bitterly disappointed at the results of my efforts. Someday society might race the statute of limitations to charge me with child abuse. But I … Read more
47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
Onion Spoof Article Picked Up as Real News: A Threat to Serious Journalism?
Iranian news agency reprint of spoof news raises serious questions about silly sites Note to readers: This article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the … Read more
You’re Gay? I’m Not Surprised. But Thanks for Telling Me!
Great gaydar runs in the family When I was young, my mother told me that J. Edgar Hoover was a homosexual. I don’t remember exactly when or why … Read more
Romney, the Artful Dodger, Takes on Big Bird and the World
Romney: “Who deserves public support more, dumb ol’ Big Bird or Olympic star Rafalca?” Mitt Romney, feeling fine after his self-proclaimed stellar performance in the first presidential debate … Read more
American Success Stories and the One Percent’s Cry for Justice
It’s out! This year’s list of American success stories has just been published, and according to its compiler, it “instills confidence that the American dream is still very … Read more
