Ryan Loses it; Tells Romney to Walk Like a Man
Paul Ryan told his boss, Mitt Romney, to “walk like a man” Friday, after having “had enough” of watching the Mittster walk “like a baby” to and from … Read more
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Group Demands Donald Trump Reveal Birth Certificate, Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
Could The Donald simply be an alien transport vehicle? Group says birth certificate would settle the question An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump … Read more
Lost Journal: Once Removed, is a Cousin Still Family?
Journal entry: August 28, 2007 (age 38) This past weekend, a group of my cousins came to visit with my parents, my wife, and me. Mary Elizabeth Sullivan … Read more
NASA Discovers Astronaut Left on Moon in Apollo Mission
Evidence of a fourth astronaut accidentally left on the moon leaks out of NASA Ironically coincidental with the demise of the man who first walked on the moon, … Read more
Help! My Son is in College and My Computer is Broken!
No more easy street when a techie son leaves for college When my son left for college three years ago, I replaced him with a Yorkiepoo. It was … Read more
The Stealth Convention
And now a few words about the Republican National Convention. AKA: Women with Big Hair and the Men in White Shoes Who Love Them. And white certainly was … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
Ann Romney Counts the Ways She Shouldn’t Be Considered Blessed
Ann Romney gave the first speech of her political life Tuesday night as a potential first lady and by most accounts, she was said to have done a … Read more
Could John Lennon Have Foreseen Paul Ryan While Writing Nowhere Man?
Nowhere Man?"/>Folks just can’t stop talking about Paul Ryan’s speech last night, which, according to many, was riddled with inaccuracies and outright lies. One person, who studies prophetical writings, … Read more
Obama Discusses Emergency Preparations for Tropical Storm Isaac
President calls Isaac a ‘legitimate tropical storm,’ and is confident Republicans have ways of shutting that whole thing down By Matt Rock, PardonthePundit.com President Obama spoke earlier today … Read more
