Workshops Planned to Keep GOP Convention Attendees Out of Trouble
Strip clubs historically a popular destination for the ‘family values’ crowd at GOP conventions The GOP Convention is finally here, and lest you think it will be all … Read more
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Pat Robertson: ‘We Did It! We Prayed Away the Gay!’
‘We feared there were just too many gays in Tampa, but we out-prayed ’em,’ says televangelist Pat Robertson Pat Robertson today, on his 700 Club TV show, declared … Read more
Jesus Announces Run in 2012 Election, Conservatives Have a Conniption
Jesus Christ Himself has announced His candidacy for the President of the United States in 2012 Rather than commencing with the long awaited Second Coming, the Big Three … Read more
Where Are All the Hellfire and Brimstone Preachers When You Need Them?
Hurricane Isaac Sets its Sites on the Republican National Convention: But the Preachers Have Gone Silent! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers … Read more
Oh, My Akin Ideology!
Mining humor out of Missouri Senate hopeful Todd Akin’s barrage of claptrap is tougher than eating frozen jerky in a rowboat on the eyewall of Hurricane Isaac. Normally, … Read more
Karl Rove Talks About His New Book: ‘Weaseling Your Way To Success’
The King of Weasels shares his secrets: Karl Rove on his new book Greetings, fellow Americans. Karl Rove here. Are you one of the downtrodden folk who have … Read more
Conservatives, Let’s Save PBS!
I guess Mitt Romney thought he was preaching to the choir of conservatives when he told “Fortune Magazine” some juicy details of his economic plan. But the choir … Read more
Pub For Sale, Pig Included
Be warned though, this little piggy likes a pint.
Pyangana’s Pub is on the market with an asking price of $800,000 (Au) or about $840,000 US. It come with a fair sized tract of land and the pub’s pig, Pinky. Pinky is the Progeny…
The Ryan-Romney Flim-flam Ticket
Let’s talk Ryan-Romney budget! Yes, the wonky wonderland of the federal budget, with page after page of numbers — what fun, eh? No. Most people would prefer a … Read more
Todd Akin Not Quitting: ‘Voters Would Reject a Legitimate Idiot’
‘I made a mistake in the words I said, but according to a wise man, stupid is as stupid does’ says Akin WASHINGTON — Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) … Read more
