The Masked Penis Thief
Fey Lin lives in China’s Zhejiang province. One night, according to his police report, four masked men burst into the room where he lay sleeping, pulled down his pants, and stole his penis.
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Argus Has Fun with the News: Charlie Sheen & More
The News, as interpreted by Argus Hamilton: Charlie Sheen announced Tuesday that he is interested in being a judge on American Idol. He knows plenty about the music … Read more
Bert and Ernie: The Prenup
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Now that President Obama has endorsed gay marriage, it will soon become legal everywhere in America, including, of course, Sesame Street, which … Read more
Lost Journal: ‘Ski Club’ is an Appropriately Violent Phrase
Journal entry: December 14, 1981 (age 12) The staff of the Greek Peak ski resort cringes when they see our Ski Club bus approaching. My middle school, St. … Read more
The Bain of His Electoral Existence
You might say it was a turbulent week for Mitt Romney. You could also say a light lemon sugar wash makes for ineffective mosquito repellent. He claims to … Read more
Coming Soon: A Shortage of Olympic Athletes?
Just as the Summer Olympics are poised to begin in London, we receive disturbing news about the health of American youth. A new Centers For Disease Control report … Read more
Expert Says Moldy Bible Likely Source of Michele Bachmann Outbursts
Batsh*t crazy? Minnesota congresswoman has an excuse, signed by her doctor: The mold made her do it As the calls continue to mount for Michele Bachmann to apologize … Read more
A Strange and Sordid Mystery: Hardcore Environmentalists Support Fracking in California
A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle between the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, … Read more
Detroit Make-Over: A Zombie Theme Park
Personally, I’d have gone with Robocop, but maybe too much time has passed since the film.
Mark Siwak is trying to raise $145,000 to buy or lease enough abandoned property to build Z World-Detroit, a zombie apocalypse theme pa…
