I Purchased My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It
I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it. At least that’s the way it seems. I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with … Read more
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Lost Journal: While We’re Axing Planets, Let’s Simplify a Few Other Things
Journal entry: August 31, 2006 (age 37) Note: This week’s Lost Journal is the second in a two-part series discussing the recent decision by the International Astronomical Union … Read more
Roberts v. Roberts
Conservatives quick to call Roberts a nut case In an unprecedented turn of events, Chief Justice John Roberts has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of George Washington … Read more
Love Songs for Long-Married Couples
Your old love songs may need updating When the two of you are driving to the chiropractor, to the pharmacy, or to attend your grandson’s kindergarten play to … Read more
Being on Steroids
Being on steroids is like: Normal…during a high-speed chase. Arnold Schwarzenegger on helium. Looking into a cracked mirror and still being able to see a whole face. Trying … Read more
Heads Up: Remember National ‘Pay Attention Day’
We’re all guilty of being oblivious — can we agree to pay attention a little more? Why does no one pay attention? It makes for an awkward situation … Read more
Hey Congress, What About the ‘Doug Jones Average’?
To report on how our economy is doing, media outlets and Congress keep a constant eye on the Dow Jones Average. But they’re like cats watching the wrong … Read more
Twitter Goes Down, Productivity Spikes Worldwide
When people can’t express themselves on Twitter, there’s nothing left to do but work Twitter went down for an extended time the other day, sparking unrest, outrage and … Read more
POLL: Rep. Lisa Brown Was Banned from Speaking on Michigan House Floor for Saying Vagina — What is OK to say?
If saying the word vagina is not allowed, what is OK in Michigan? Answer the Poll! Rep. Lisa Brown of Michigan was punished by being banned from speaking … Read more
Lost Journal: Disney Follows Suit, Demotes Pluto
Journal entry: August 31, 2006 (age 37) Note: This week’s Lost Journal is the first in a two-part series discussing the decision by the International Astronomical Union to … Read more
