Lost Journal: Every Man’s Castle Needs a Throne
Journal entry: April 8, 2006 (age 36) Home ownership is a scary prospect for my wife, Amanda, and me. In our years as apartment dwellers, we have never … Read more
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American Made Product Found at Thrift Store
GARY, IN — Helen Schrum was putting a new box of tissues inside an old plastic tissue box holder she bought last month at the Salvation Army when … Read more
Barack Obama Thanks Bristol Palin for Unsolicited Parental Advice
Barack Obama made certain that he acknowledged the wise words he received indirectly Friday from Bristol Palin with regards to his stance on same-sex marriage. “We are just … Read more
Evoluting Fabulously
A thousand rainbows of congratulations to Barack Obama for bursting out of his own personal policy closet and fabulously proclaiming he believes “same sex couples should be able … Read more
Cop: “Your Car is Too Radioactive”
Mike Apatow was on his way to work, driving down I-84 in Washington, near Newton when he was pulled over by a state police cruiser. He asked the officer “What seems to be the problem?” He was told “You’ve been flagged as a radioa…
Dallas Party Ends Badly at Trade Negotiations for U.S. Trade Reps and Federal Agents
Dozens of rogue “delegates” disrupt Trans-Pacific Partnership gala with “award,” “mic check,” mass toilet paper replacement (video) Two dozen rogue “delegates” disrupted the corporate-sponsored welcome gala for the … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Democrats & More
George Clooney hosts a lavish fundraising dinner for President Obama at his Beverly Hills home tonight. It’s top-drawer. Wolfgang Puck was hired to cook for the guests and … Read more
Should College Football Be Abolished?
Does Buzz Bissinger score a touchdown with you, or do you find him personally foul? The Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist (author of the 1988 bestseller and cautionary tale “Friday … Read more
Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School
Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers, saying he became a bully only after being a … Read more
Animals Have No Recourse to Sexual Intercourse
Human beings appear to be the only creatures that can have sex sheerly out of pleasure. The animals seem to do it mostly as a matter of course. … Read more
