What Would Steven Slater Do? (WWSSD?)
By Roz Warren and Janet Golden Several summers ago, flight attendant Steven Slater cursed, grabbed a beer and slid down the evacuation chute of the JetBlue aircraft that … Read more
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The Election Summed Up Concisely
Matt Taibbi said:
” But this campaign, relatively speaking, will not be fierce or hotly
contested. Instead it’ll be disappointing, embarrassing, and over very
quickly, like a hand job in a Bangkok bathhouse. And eve…
Parker Brothers Updating ‘Monopoly’ to Reflect Current Economy
New Monopoly to ‘better reflect the true financial times we live in’ Due to recent world economic changes, Parker Brothers has announced that it will update its world … Read more
Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire
Things heating up as fact-checkers toil overtime The Romney camp announced today that it is sparing no expense in maintaining the safety of their candidate during the months … Read more
Rumors of War Spark Controversy
Invasion option: Seen as diversion from domestic issues? WASHINGTON — As if the president didn’t have enough problems with unemployment he was blindsided with even more disastrous economic … Read more
Mother’s Day: No Ifs, Ands Or Buts
“Mom, I love you, BUT…” I wonder how many times a day that phrase (more ominous than heartwarming) is uttered in this great land. Certainly there is a … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Boehner & More
Vogue editors around the world signed a healthy-models pledge Friday not to work with male or female models that are underweight. This false ideal is a drain on … Read more
Cruising for the Love Vote
“Courting voters is a lot like dating.” — The Chicago Tribune The presumptive major party presidential nominees have posted the following profiles on Electodate.com … “Where desperate pols … Read more
Insight: Cartoonist Wiley Miller and Non Sequitur
Time travel is not an unknown component in Wiley Miller’s insightful and comic Non Sequitur, so his response when asked if he could be anyone other than himself … Read more
Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe
Ted Nugent blasted the Republican Party’s nominee for President today calling him “a sorry-ass excuse for a Confederate leader” after hearing Romney pronounce his name wrong several times … Read more
