Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey
NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more
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Lost Journal: Stare with Care
Journal entry: December 15, 2004 (age 35) Today was a lazy day, perfect for staring off into space. I was in a meta mood, so I spent some … Read more
Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo
Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more
Shaking the Fleas off the Dog: Romney Launches “I Am Rubber, You Are Glue” Strategy
Remember way back when his own staffer said Mitt Romney had the convictions of an Etch-A-Sketch? Well, stand back, because as we speak, the former governor of Massachusetts … Read more
Older Drivers: Should They Be Tested?
Some call it profiling. Some call it discrimination. Some call it stereotyping. Some call it “Grandma, you can’t keep ripping off my metropolitan phonebook in order to see … Read more
Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
Loose Cannon Shows Up at Annual NRA Meeting
A cannon that had been reported missing for a few days showed up just in time to become a spectacle at the annual NRA meeting in St. Louis … Read more
BofA On the Brink, But Still Not Yours (Yet)
Dow Jones posts fake release for two hours; bank gets fake website blacklisted, briefly Bank of America executives, investors, and opponents alike reacted with surprise to yesterday’s news—posted … Read more
Burning Art In Italy
On Monday artist and museum curator Antonio Manfredi burned a painting as the artist watched via Skype. Manfredi has stated that he intends to burn three paintings a week in protest of the harsh cuts the austerity measures have imposed on cultur…
Answer the Poll: What Else Can’t the Secret Service Keep Secret?
What do you think? Let your voice be heard in this Humor Times Poll! They’ve embarrassed the president and the country by partying with prostitutes on their trip … Read more
