Lost Journal: Ketchup Packets are a Top Pet Peeve
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: July 14, 2004 (age 35) Each time I enter a fast-food restaurant for the first time, there is a moment when I decide … Read more
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Lost Journal: What’s with the White Plastic Bags on Disabled Cars?
By Tim Mollen Journal Entry: August 4, 2006 (age 37) Today, my wife, Amanda, and I drove 300 miles to attend a family reunion in Fairlee, Vermont. To be more … Read more
News of Cheap, Effective Contraceptive Turning Women Into Santorum Supporters
The news out of Michigan this morning is that not all women in America are angry at Santorum financial backer, Foster Friess for stating that a safe and effective form of birth control for women is a simple aspirin placed between the knees.
Women were …
Mitt Romney Camp Hires Renowned Chuckle Coach
Mitt Romney has some of the richest conservatives on the earth backing him for President, but they are becoming increasingly worried that he’s losing favoritism in the polls.
Many believe it is just a phase and that in the end, Romney will win out ov…
Lost Journal: Dad’s Dating Advice Has a Ring of Truth to It
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: December 7, 1996 (age 27) My dad has always provided pretty solid advice regarding dating. There was the “For God’s sake, put on … Read more
Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves
When you talk about the economy being bad, you usually think this is great news for debt collectors. More people defaulting on their loans means more phone calls, and more phone calls means more bonus money in the pocket.
Unfortunately, not all debt co…
Lost Journal: Brother’s High School Reunion Provides Perfect Practice
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: July 21, 2006 (age 37) My 20-year high school reunion is next year. To get all my faux pas and anxieties out of … Read more
Lost Journal: A Yearbook Defiled
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: July 7, 1984 (age 15) Most kids only buy a yearbook for the year they are graduating. But I love looking at all … Read more
Lost Journal: This Landlord is a Warlord
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: January 17, 1996 (age 26) I’ve been living in the Washington, D.C. area for about three years, and a few months ago I … Read more
Lost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1987
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: January 1, 1987 (age 17) It’s my senior year in high school, so this year’s resolutions need to be especially new, annual, and … Read more
