Poll: World Peace Suspended, Now What?
With no chance of World Peace for a couple weeks, what hope is there? OK, the news isn’t as bad as all that. “World Peace” is just a … Read more
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Computer Therapy
The following is a transcript of a conversation between a young woman giving the Touring Test to the ELIZA program (Named after the character in George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion) in the Project MAC computer at MIT in 1966.
Tho…
A Most Dapper Demonstration
Some nattily-attired chaps protesting the coming of Abercrombie and Fitch to Savile Row, London.
The protest began in earnest at 10:15am, when chumrades in arms marched around the corner to Abercrombie’s flagship store on Burlington Gardens, stabbin…
Fun with the News: Secret Service & More
Spirit Airlines jumped on the Secret Service hooker scandal by offering twenty-dollar flights to Cartagena Friday. The scandal’s had a worldwide impact. In order to compete, Las Vegas … Read more
Net’s Best Satire — The E-Book!
News roasted by some of the best independent satire writers on the web in 2011 Now you can enjoy your news heavily roasted, by some of the best … Read more
Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey
NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more
Lost Journal: Stare with Care
Journal entry: December 15, 2004 (age 35) Today was a lazy day, perfect for staring off into space. I was in a meta mood, so I spent some … Read more
Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo
Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more
Shaking the Fleas off the Dog: Romney Launches “I Am Rubber, You Are Glue” Strategy
Remember way back when his own staffer said Mitt Romney had the convictions of an Etch-A-Sketch? Well, stand back, because as we speak, the former governor of Massachusetts … Read more
Older Drivers: Should They Be Tested?
Some call it profiling. Some call it discrimination. Some call it stereotyping. Some call it “Grandma, you can’t keep ripping off my metropolitan phonebook in order to see … Read more
