Romney Chooses Running Mate: ‘My Enforcer, Ted Nugent’
‘If they don’t like it, they can suck on this!’ said Nugent, holding his trademark machine gun Mitt Romney shocked political pundits everywhere when he named Ted Nugent … Read more
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Loose Cannon Shows Up at Annual NRA Meeting
A cannon that had been reported missing for a few days showed up just in time to become a spectacle at the annual NRA meeting in St. Louis … Read more
BofA On the Brink, But Still Not Yours (Yet)
Dow Jones posts fake release for two hours; bank gets fake website blacklisted, briefly Bank of America executives, investors, and opponents alike reacted with surprise to yesterday’s news—posted … Read more
Burning Art In Italy
On Monday artist and museum curator Antonio Manfredi burned a painting as the artist watched via Skype. Manfredi has stated that he intends to burn three paintings a week in protest of the harsh cuts the austerity measures have imposed on cultur…
Answer the Poll: What Else Can’t the Secret Service Keep Secret?
What do you think? Let your voice be heard in this Humor Times Poll! They’ve embarrassed the president and the country by partying with prostitutes on their trip … Read more
Allah, God and Jehovah Were Strolling…
Allah, God and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if … Read more
Racism, or a Matter of Perspective?
The Swedish Minister of Culture, Lena Adelsohn Lijeroth, has become the focal point of a controversy in which she has been accused of racism. There have been calls for her resignation. It all began when the Minister participated in an art…
The Citizens United Gang
By Jim Hightower The Lone Ranger was a masked man who was out to bring bad guys to justice. Ed Conard is a masked man who is out … Read more
Donating Your Head to Theater
When the Polish composed Andre’ Tchaikowski died in 1982, he donated his body to science, but had left instructions requesting that his head, or rather his skull, be donated to the Royal Shakespeare Company in the hope that he might have t…
Rethinking “Rethinking Heaven”
By Danny Tyree The cover story in the April 16 Time magazine (“Rethinking Heaven”) reveals that the 85 percent of Americans who believe in an afterlife are not … Read more
